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to think he should put a cork in it?

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LetsGetStickyWithVicky Sat 20-Aug-11 00:03:37

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StealthPolarBear Sat 20-Aug-11 00:08:19


squeakytoy Sat 20-Aug-11 00:09:10

sounds to me like he isnt sure if he is coming or going...

SalmonPinkCanary Sat 20-Aug-11 00:10:20

squeaky grin

AgentZigzag Sat 20-Aug-11 00:10:57


worraliberty Sat 20-Aug-11 00:11:03

Are they lumpy farts?

If so, he'll be shit in bed....

StealthPolarBear Sat 20-Aug-11 00:11:27

I have been thinking and thinking trying to come up with a pun
squeaky, how do you do it?

rhondajean Sat 20-Aug-11 00:12:25

ROFL at squeaky!!!!

AgentZigzag Sat 20-Aug-11 00:12:27

I think some of yous are mekin' it up.


StealthPolarBear Sat 20-Aug-11 00:12:37

and worraliberty too
is there a course I can go on

anyway...ahem...<wipes tears> back to the subject. How do you feel when he does this OP?

HeadfirstForHalos Sat 20-Aug-11 00:12:52

Wow, sex with him must be a gas!

I'll get my coat....

inatrance Sat 20-Aug-11 00:13:06

Dump the bastard!


izzywhizzyletsgetbusy Sat 20-Aug-11 00:13:15

Are you coupling after heavy meals, copious consumption of alcohol, or a plate of baked beans?

Where would recommed he goes to get help and, other than a cork, what do you think can prevent his involuntary passing of wind?

If he's always had this ahem tendency and there is no cure, do you intend to dispense with his services or invest in some earplugs or a gas mask if the farts are of the fruity variety?

LetsGetStickyWithVicky Sat 20-Aug-11 00:13:25

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AgentZigzag Sat 20-Aug-11 00:14:46

'coupling after heavy meals;

Bahahahahaha grin

LineRunner Sat 20-Aug-11 00:14:55

Its coz yees is a bit fat fucking whale

AgentZigzag Sat 20-Aug-11 00:15:01

Sorry OP.

StealthPolarBear Sat 20-Aug-11 00:16:33

OP you have an interesting username, do you mind if I ask for the history behind it?

Vagazzled Sat 20-Aug-11 00:18:22

squeaky, worral and ina, I just spat beer at my laptop grin

rhondajean Sat 20-Aug-11 00:18:39

It must be a muscular spasm thing?

Cup of coffee half an hour beforehand? (and a shower ten minutes later?)

LineRunner Sat 20-Aug-11 00:19:25

Stealth, She is a newly named iteration, only recently of this world.

As a forensic psychologist, I detect some real issues even as the poster attempts to disguise them through attempts at humour and - to use a medical term - anal shrugging.

LetsGetStickyWithVicky Sat 20-Aug-11 00:20:52

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rhondajean Sat 20-Aug-11 00:22:52

Oh Vicky, that unfortunately puts a whole other slant on the problem which I dont think you intended....

BimboNo5 Sat 20-Aug-11 00:23:20

Oh pmsl sorry everything is making me giggle tonight

LineRunner Sat 20-Aug-11 00:25:06

Well I'd say it's a relief to have helped.

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