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to not know how to recover after being hunned today?

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ChaosTrulyReigns Fri 19-Aug-11 23:20:53

There must be a dehunification process.

<<rocks a lot >>

For the love of all that is MN help me or I'll be buying princessprincessprincessickleprinceonboard signs soon.

PerAr6ua Fri 19-Aug-11 23:22:06

heh heh heh [schadenfreude]

Fatshionista Fri 19-Aug-11 23:22:43

Scrub with a wire brush.and bleach immediately.

ChaosTrulyReigns Fri 19-Aug-11 23:22:53

lol

LeBOF Fri 19-Aug-11 23:24:14

You just need to recite "Off you fuck then, cuntychops" three times under your breath, and lick some nice ham.

EvenLessNarkyPuffin Fri 19-Aug-11 23:24:27

<hoses down Chaos to remove glitter>

SuePurblybilt Fri 19-Aug-11 23:25:05

It's bloody everywhere this week. I'm not one to have a gimmer-fest about the auld days, I haven't been here long enough, but for the love of mud, what's going on with the lollers?

PerAr6ua Fri 19-Aug-11 23:26:11

<<nicks cuntychops for immediate usage>>

Move away from the tickers

blackeyedsusan Fri 19-Aug-11 23:26:40

i think you need to swear a lot as an antidote. if you swear aa lot at the person who hunned you, they won't do it agaain in a hurry.

ChaosTrulyReigns Fri 19-Aug-11 23:26:54

Is that an euphemism LeBOF?

cornsilx Fri 19-Aug-11 23:27:09

I have a friend who huns me all the time and it is catching. sorry

Rowena8482 Fri 19-Aug-11 23:27:15

Repeat SChunTHORPE until it blurs into Scunthorpe and the memories fade a bit?

ChaosTrulyReigns Fri 19-Aug-11 23:27:46

Hoi, Narky, that's cold and is pushing it further up my harris, I'll become Pag soon, farting glitter.

blackeyedsusan Fri 19-Aug-11 23:28:23

who lol ed somebody lol ed, I definately heard it... <glares>

PerAr6ua Fri 19-Aug-11 23:28:54

Or just tell them it's 'Shorpe' until they get there?

ChaosTrulyReigns Fri 19-Aug-11 23:29:07

SueP, I think you've been doing your bit for the anti-cutesy brigade this week what with all the Life Drawings you are scribbling.

wink

lols

SuePurblybilt Fri 19-Aug-11 23:29:32

Oh fuckit, are we talking RL? I assumed it was on here (don't think of Chaos as ever leaving MN grin).
Still, I can despair of the lollers here and in RL too. As you were.

EvenLessNarkyPuffin Fri 19-Aug-11 23:30:39

grin

I think you're fairly clear now. You don't appear to have acquired a ticker.

ChaosTrulyReigns Fri 19-Aug-11 23:30:50

I did notice though that swear fliters can be mahoosively breached as they don't cover tickers.

ahem.

She who lols first lols last too.

grin

SuePurblybilt Fri 19-Aug-11 23:31:08

x posted with you. Chaos, the drawing is not going well. I'm not going to lie, I think that I may never work it out. So I'm sending it to Carol Vorderman and Stephen Fry to puzzle out, they're right clever.

ChaosTrulyReigns Fri 19-Aug-11 23:31:48

It was RL SueP.

And an ace mate.

I am casmorgorifiedly horried.

cornsilx Fri 19-Aug-11 23:32:46

sometimes I lol on here but via pm so nobody sees

Whatmeworry Fri 19-Aug-11 23:32:50

You can make your Homeopathic Hun cure. Write "hun" upside down on moleskine in virgin's blood, and splash it lightly in a simmering vat of purest bottled spring water (tap will NOT do) with a dash of Cassis (makes it taste better. You can use Bat Pee or Froot Shoots to flavour if preferred).

Let it cool, and drink a tot after twirling 3 times with your trouser legs rolled up.

If it doesn't work, the virgin was lying....

How many people in the room wer wearing Ugg boots?

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