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LoopyLoopsTootyFroots Fri 19-Aug-11 20:16:21

No bumsex on a Wednesday

SarahStratton Fri 19-Aug-11 20:16:56

Why? What's wrong with Wednesdays?

LoopyLoopsTootyFroots Fri 19-Aug-11 20:18:11

Fridays only I'm afraid. Them's the rules.

No hugs unless qualified with 'un-MN'

LostMyIdentityAlongTheWay Fri 19-Aug-11 20:22:14

Can we PLEASE have a moratorium on bumsex. Yewwwwwww. Anal is so much better sounding.


Roll both round your mouth and see if you don't agree.

(mind you, since having a 'posterior rectocele' a few months back, either are off the menu and will remain thus blush)

Um. I think I'm drunk. Sorry.

LoopyLoopsTootyFroots Fri 19-Aug-11 20:27:12

You like the sound of anal? confused

You rule?

LostMyIdentityAlongTheWay Fri 19-Aug-11 20:58:31

I rule what? Sorry, I really do think I'm a bit squiffy and don't get it.

If it's a toss up between 'bumsex' and 'anal sex' then it's anal. Sorry, but there it is!! Or isn't. In my case confused

AfternoonDelight Fri 19-Aug-11 20:59:59

At least not on a Wednesday.

HeIsSpartacus Fri 19-Aug-11 21:04:04

Hugs are not really un-Mumsnetty as such. They're just used sparingly.

My hugs cannot be anti-branded. And I will dispense them as I see fit. Big up the Hug Revolution.

SarahStratton Fri 19-Aug-11 21:06:34

I prefer bumsex.


LoopyLoopsTootyFroots Fri 19-Aug-11 21:07:29

I meant your rule, sorry! blush

SquirtedPerfumeUpNoseInBoots Fri 19-Aug-11 21:12:03

No flouncing after being told unanimously YABU.

TattyDevine Fri 19-Aug-11 21:12:34

Anyway, its Friday

<<demands bumsex>>

AtYourCervix Fri 19-Aug-11 21:13:51

Do Not Call Me Hun!

or touch me.

Or offer me any form of Hug.

<<autism is definitely genetic emoticon>>

Whatmeworry Fri 19-Aug-11 21:15:00

No flouncing after being told unanimously YABU

To flounce properly you need a small group of acolytes who wear your sackcloth and ashes, mourn, rend the air with their cries and implore you to return.

AfternoonDelight Fri 19-Aug-11 21:15:27

Hang on, hang on, do I have to have bumsex on a Friday? Or is it optional?

AgentZigzag Fri 19-Aug-11 21:15:39

Never, and I repeat never, ask if you're being unreasonable unless you're 100% sure you're not.

AgentZigzag Fri 19-Aug-11 21:17:17


Did I misunderstand the question?

What's that about bumsex?

LoopyLoopsTootyFroots Fri 19-Aug-11 21:18:01

Definitely optional. Ask those ladies in feminism. "No is a complete sentence" (or phrase, or something).

LoopyLoopsTootyFroots Fri 19-Aug-11 21:18:34

No, you got it right Agent.

LoopyLoopsTootyFroots Fri 19-Aug-11 21:20:04

No selecting words or symbols that mask the fact that you want to swear like a sweary swearing swearer.

MmeLindor. Fri 19-Aug-11 21:20:17

If you don't like the word cunt, go to Netmums

EuphemiaMcGonagall Fri 19-Aug-11 21:20:37

Have a professional proofreader check your posts for typos, misspellings, misuse of punctuation, tautologies, non sequiturs and otherwise impeccable grammar prior to submission.

thenightsky Fri 19-Aug-11 21:21:11

Anal definitely rolls off the tongue better than bum.

MmeLindor. Fri 19-Aug-11 21:22:20

I forgot the quotation marks around "cunt"


EuphemiaMcGonagall Fri 19-Aug-11 21:22:26

Ensure that you provide photographic evidence of gross medical conditions before you start whinging that it's sore.

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