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Stop shitting in my bog!

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stopshittinginmybog Fri 19-Aug-11 15:27:29

My parents visit me around once a week and whenever they come to see me and the kids they almost always go for a dump in my toilet and stink the place out.

Am I being unreasonable in wanting them to shit in their own toilet and not in mine? I mean I KNOW people have to go, but every bloody time they come here they go and do the biggest, stinkiest shits.

Leave my bog alone and shit in your own! sad

TheMonster Fri 19-Aug-11 15:28:16

I misread your title as stop shitting in my blog grin

slowcookedtopside Fri 19-Aug-11 15:30:16

Sounds like your parents have a bowel disorder. How unfortunate for them that they also have a selfish and self obsessed child.

nenevomito Fri 19-Aug-11 15:31:06

Switch to value toilet paper. That ought to do it.

milkshakejake Fri 19-Aug-11 15:31:28

leave some air freshener placed very obviously when they come round.

worraliberty Fri 19-Aug-11 15:32:38

Do they have a long drive?

nenevomito Fri 19-Aug-11 15:32:46

How on earth did you infer a bowel disorder from that post???

My DF is legendary for the evil nature of his arse and there is no bowel disorder there, just a straight instruction that he has to use the upstairs loo with the decent ventilation if he's going to release the demons of stench in my house.

TheMagnificentBathykolpian Fri 19-Aug-11 15:33:39

grin when you've got to go you've got to go.

What about putting some air freshener in there, or cracking open a window.

Or you could always say "I love having you over, but unless you've got the turtles head, I'd appreciate it if you didn't defile my toilet with your fetid anal snakes"

OTheHugeRaveningWolef Fri 19-Aug-11 15:34:22

Air freshener. You can't in all decency ban your parents from pooing, so it's the only way sad

worraliberty Fri 19-Aug-11 15:34:54

BodyOfEeyore I read it as 'stop shitting in my bag' shock grin

ComeWhineWithMe Fri 19-Aug-11 15:35:01

Is your dad called Jim? Think you might have outed yourself Denise grin

cjbartlett Fri 19-Aug-11 15:35:19

What an awful way to talk about your parents

SuePurblybilt Fri 19-Aug-11 15:36:05

Some people just like to poo in new places it seems. Talking to you, Ms Non Flusher in Sainsbos <grr> and <boak>.
Scented candles?

foreverondiet Fri 19-Aug-11 15:37:14

When I have to go I have no choice.

Never understood posts like these, if you feel that way then tell them they are not welcome to visit at all.

I agree awful way to speak about parents or any other guests.

TheMagnificentBathykolpian Fri 19-Aug-11 15:37:23

Oh yes, scented candles would be nice.

And before they arrive, run bleach round the bowl so that it slips down smoothly and when they flush, it smells bleachy.

slowcookedtopside Fri 19-Aug-11 15:39:43

Frequent and offensive stools suggest the possibility of a bowel disorder of some sort.

TheMonster Fri 19-Aug-11 15:43:43

worra grin

Get one of those 'I want to do a poo at Paul's house' squirty air fresheners and open the window before they arrive.

SuePurblybilt Fri 19-Aug-11 15:45:12

That child with the poo at Pauls <shudders>. I'd let Paul's mother keep him, tbh.
The bleach is a good idea.

TheMonster Fri 19-Aug-11 15:46:25

He was weird one, wasn't he?

OP, do your parents BOTH poo each time they visit?

overmydeadbody Fri 19-Aug-11 15:47:13

I also misread title as my blog and though it would be about people's comments.

That would have been interesting.

TheMonster Fri 19-Aug-11 15:47:32

(ooooooh, ooooh, ohhh, can I say it?)
You should be pleased you have parents. Some people haven't got them.
And a loo. Some people haven't got a loo to poo in.

I think I have spent too much time on MN this week.

Maybe you should get them to shit in the garden instead. Then they pick it up in a little plastic bag afterwards and throw it in the bin. That would solve it.

I mean, seriously, you do know what toilets are for, right? Right?

DesperatelySeekingSedatives Fri 19-Aug-11 15:49:16

Maybe it's too pleasent in your loo? I can't do links but if you've ever watched Trainspotting you might remember the revolting toilet that Ewan McGregor climbs head first into. Maybe you could model your loo after that then they'd never use it grin

HeyYouJimmy Fri 19-Aug-11 15:49:55

You sound a bit overprotective of your loo. Well OP, if your parents need to bomb the pot then I would assume you know it's not going to smell of roses after they've been in there wink. Go into the toilet after they've come out and strike a match. It works for me.

Tigresswoods Fri 19-Aug-11 15:50:09

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