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Where do I get an oinion from?

I find life greatly improved once I bought an onion of my very own.

When I got it home I plonked it on the table and announced "that's shallot"

allset, you can get an oinion from a groingrocer

so by not having an opinion i can have a good life

great now let me jsut go out there and find someone who is happy that i have no opinion on anything and can make my mind up for me

Heated onions can make you cry.

Big Fat Yawn

No need to go out there - isn't that what 'go compare' is for Slipper?

But you don''t need to concern yourself with having opinions as, according to the OP, it's an absence of oinions that makes their life good.

Personally speaking I'd find a diet without oinions bland and lacking in flavour, but each to their own.

<<ponders what Gabby would make of this post>>

Each to their oin surely

at groingrocer

Onions give me terrible wind.

I could do with an onion to make decisions for me, I'm sick of it and H won't. Will they keep in the post?

<snurk> at groingrocer. I like oinions. I have a good life. Is that allowed? . Actually I tried to grow my oin oinions last year - we had red oinions. They were pretty good but we only had about 5. Does that mean my good life is shattered because I grew my own oinions?

OP- what on earth are you babbling on about?? Had a few , eh?? I guess not having opinions, or even oinions, just makes one dribble incoherently, but at least you are happy OP. Go girl!

"I have a good life but only because I don’t have an oinion". This must be where I am going wrong. I bet I use an oinion every day.

I made a spag bol at the weekend with 2KG of mince and a whole bag of oinions. I wore my dd1's swimming goggles whilst I chopped them. And it hasn't stopped raining mince since. I can't get my washing out. So no, I don't have a life as good as yours OP.

Curse you oinions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't even know what you're on about. But that's just my oinion so my life is probably shite.

It's my opinion (heh - see what i did there? ) that opinions are like arseholes. Everyone has one and they usually stink.

Hahahaha. Me and my mine are going to have a very tough few days from today and this utterly bonkers OP and your responses have just made me pig snort the kids awake. Thanks for the cheer up'

Maybe you should learn to write, think and speak in at least some kind of semi-intelligent manner before you attempt to start a thread. My opinion? You are a bit of a twit who is talking crap. Ahh... Saying that has made my life better so boo hoo to you!

I have had a miserable life so far but today I am going to get me some oinions from the groingrocer, thank you so much OP. May get a nice cock to pluck too.....

"But it is impossible to stress that it is not the person having the opinion that is ultimately responsible......it is the person having the opinion in the first place."

This makes no sense. But that might just be my oinion of course.

is this scientology?

Thank you one and all for getting the day off to an entertaining start - may it stay that way!