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LoopyLoopsTootyFroots Mon 15-Aug-11 19:31:58

Come on, do your worst! Rather than clutter up unsuspecting threads, here is a bitch-fest waiting to happen.

KatieScarlett2833 Mon 15-Aug-11 19:33:07

Your user name belongs on netmums, hun.

<Sorry, it's the best I can do>

PinotsKittens Mon 15-Aug-11 19:33:20

<pulls up chair>

ProfessionallyOffendedGoblin Mon 15-Aug-11 19:34:34

So where are the buns?
I have teenagers, cake-deprived as I'm not as fast as they are.
You said buns, bitch. Give me buns!

TrickyBiscuits Mon 15-Aug-11 19:35:05

Are we allowed to swear?

GilbonzoTheSecretPsychoDuck Mon 15-Aug-11 19:35:10

<Lobs wholegrain bap at Pinot>

<blows raspberry at Loopy>

<cowers under bean bag>

BBQFrenzy Mon 15-Aug-11 19:35:59

No buns in my pantry Loopy

<frisbees a cinnamon bagel at PinotsKittens as inciting patisserie incident>

FriggFRIGG Mon 15-Aug-11 19:36:12

<sits next to pinot>

<proffers popcorn>

KatieScarlett2833 Mon 15-Aug-11 19:36:15

Always tricky , are you fucking new here or what?

<warming up>

FriggFRIGG Mon 15-Aug-11 19:37:05

<dodges pastry>

LostMyIdentityAlongTheWay Mon 15-Aug-11 19:38:25

I've had three kids hanging off me all day, then I come on to MN to read THIS? I'll fucking have you, you and all yours. Come on if you think you're hard enough

<dances from foot to foot, treads on small, yet extraordinarily lethal piece of Lego(TM), swears like a trooper and gets even more angry>

LoopyLoopsTootyFroots Mon 15-Aug-11 19:38:28

Of course you can fucking well swear.

BrikSchittHaus Mon 15-Aug-11 19:38:42

ffs this has been done to death


<fekking newbie>

nothing like a welcome to a forum

<bitter experience>

farking nest of vipers


skinnymuffin Mon 15-Aug-11 19:39:08

Woohoo! Love a good bunfight me.

That chair big enough for your ass Pinot?

LoopyLoopsTootyFroots Mon 15-Aug-11 19:40:18

oops, typed 'bunfight' in wrong...

GilbonzoTheSecretPsychoDuck Mon 15-Aug-11 19:40:21

Fucking bunch of cunts.


LoopyLoopsTootyFroots Mon 15-Aug-11 19:41:22

Lazy bitch you mean.

skinnymuffin Mon 15-Aug-11 19:41:47

No. I can't do it. I feel guilty already. Sorry Pinot, sorry, sorry. I'm sure your ass is tiny and lovely.

<leaves thread>

TrickyBiscuits Mon 15-Aug-11 19:42:01

Aye, I'm knew. But I'm an utter twat so have settled in nicely so far.

Wankshafting-bastarding cunt.

That is all.

TrickyBiscuits Mon 15-Aug-11 19:42:23

new fucking new. Told you.

PinotsKittens Mon 15-Aug-11 19:42:33

<arf> @ Gilby grin

AtYourCervix Mon 15-Aug-11 19:43:35

I am shocked and affronted by the bad language and juvenile behaviour I have witnessed here. You should be ashamed of your selves.

I was always taught that only people with poor education and vocabulary resort to using profanities and you just use petty insults to get 'one up' amongst the Mumsnet Royalty. Don't try to tell me it has anything to do with culture or 'words on a screen'. It is disgusting. Grow up.

Pandemoniaa Mon 15-Aug-11 19:43:48

This is buns by stealth, ffs. I see no buns. I have been cheated.
<slopes off already beyond furious>

GilbonzoTheSecretPsychoDuck Mon 15-Aug-11 19:44:29

Oi, Loopy. You calling me a bitch?? Well? Well......umm..... you're a bitch too so nerr.

MixedClassBaby Mon 15-Aug-11 19:45:04

<Pushes pinot and Frigg's faces into their popcorn>

bloody liggers!

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