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To wonder if Mrs. Pontipine really wanted ten children...

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professorsnape Mon 15-Aug-11 12:24:19

Is she happy?

She must get only a teeny-weeny bit of time for herself.

How did she even conceive them as look at the state Mr. Pontipine's handlebar moustache!!!

ChocolateTeacup Mon 15-Aug-11 12:25:35

Step away from the night garden

professorsnape Mon 15-Aug-11 12:26:09

my post seems to have come up twice.

is there no end to the multiple births!?

MrsPlugThePlumber Mon 15-Aug-11 12:26:22

eight children.

And they all seem to be the same age....?

professorsnape Mon 15-Aug-11 12:27:17

isn't it ten children?

She's the octomum (plus 2) of the Night Garden

ThatllDoPig Mon 15-Aug-11 12:27:29

Probably had some kind of pact or competition with those other wierdos next door.
At least they won't concieve any more as they all sleep in the same room.

BelleDameSansMerci Mon 15-Aug-11 12:27:39

What about the Wattingers? Won't somebody think of the Watingers...

WilsonFrickett Mon 15-Aug-11 12:27:48

She is the original Octomum, innit?

MissPenteuth Mon 15-Aug-11 12:28:45

I think the ten Pontipines include Mr. And Mrs. Pontipine. So MrsPlug is right.

professorsnape Mon 15-Aug-11 12:28:46

Oh ya, the Wattingers.

Do they have ten children too?

Wait til they all become teenagers. There'll be hell to pay!

GwendolineMaryLacey Mon 15-Aug-11 12:28:58

No, it's only eight. There are ten little Pontipines all in a row...

I want to know what's in the rest of that 3 bed semi they inhabit.

professorsnape Mon 15-Aug-11 12:29:22

Of course sorry MrsPlug

MrsPlugThePlumber Mon 15-Aug-11 12:29:38

Ten little pontipines (includes the parents) - doesn't it?

And why don't they get a new house - it's not like they're short of room to buld in the night garden.

DontCallMeDragon Mon 15-Aug-11 12:30:00

Noo, there's only 8 pontipine children. But I believe she may have been a catholic, (note the red clothing, very reminiscent of the pope) and therefore contraception was out of the window.

Catholicism has a lot to answer for grin

MrsPlugThePlumber Mon 15-Aug-11 12:30:17

I'm sure SS would have something to say if I decided to raise 8 kids in a one-bed semi...

HopeEternal Mon 15-Aug-11 12:30:28

Just slipping in to tell professorsnape that I've reported the other thread as a duplicate so HQ should be along soon to disappear it.

MrsPlugThePlumber Mon 15-Aug-11 12:31:04

...or anyone else for that matter....

(that last comment made it seem as though I was on their "to watch" list....)

BelleDameSansMerci Mon 15-Aug-11 12:31:13

Hmmm... I bet they've got a new plasma tv and a laptop each too!

BelleDameSansMerci Mon 15-Aug-11 12:33:31

<visions of exhibitionist Pontipines copulating while showering onlookers with condoms from the window>

This gardening leave is taking it's toll...

BelleDameSansMerci Mon 15-Aug-11 12:33:48

Its toll... Bloody iPad.

Currysecret Mon 15-Aug-11 12:34:30

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

DontCallMeDragon Mon 15-Aug-11 12:35:18

I have a horrible feeling I saw one of the pontipines at the London riots... It may have been a Wattinger though... Nothing but trouble those kids... STOP THEIR BENEFITS AND EVICT THEM!!!

stealthsquiggle Mon 15-Aug-11 12:38:43

I think you'll find that the night garden is an area of outstanding natural beauty or some other such nonsense sensible measure, meaning that they can't get permission to extend (or put in double glazing, or pretty much anything else..)

MigratingCoconuts Mon 15-Aug-11 12:40:18

maybe she enjoys the way the handlebar mostache tickles...and that is how she has ended up pregnant 8 times???

BelleDameSansMerci Mon 15-Aug-11 12:43:04

Maybe Mr Pontipines has more than one handle-bar moustache...?

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