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To want to move to Bon Temps?

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acmeexplosives Sat 13-Aug-11 18:16:52

I know Tara and Lafeyette have a bad time but I still want to drink in Merlottes.

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy Sat 13-Aug-11 18:30:11

YABU - you'll get more enjoyment drinking 'lottes' of Merlot wine <hic emoticon>

catgirl1976 Sat 13-Aug-11 18:33:18

YANBU - but I just want Eric really....

Reality Sat 13-Aug-11 18:35:58

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DesperatelySeekingSedatives Sat 13-Aug-11 18:45:37

YANBU What I wouldn't give to have Eric and Alcide as neighbours....

Bill can fuck off though.

WorzselMummage Sat 13-Aug-11 18:48:06

My sex life would be amazing if I lived in Bon Temps.

apple99 Sat 13-Aug-11 18:51:06

Oh yes, have thought about this muchly!! Eric is soooooo hot and Alcide is not far behind, would even shag Jason if need be!!

BistoBear Sat 13-Aug-11 18:52:26

I would like to live in Bon Temps long enough to pick up the accent smile I would love to sound like Sookie grin blush

WorzselMummage Sat 13-Aug-11 18:52:31

What ever do you mean, you would "even shag Jason" Jason looks like he really knows what he's doing... he'd be top of my list I think.

wheelshavefallenoffthebus Sat 13-Aug-11 18:53:51

Would I have to live in a trailer park though? And looks like we'd need a rota for Eric

Fecklessdizzy Sat 13-Aug-11 18:57:57

No no no ... Jason's head is odd, can't explain why, it just is ... Alcide n' Eric, either or both, definitely grin!

I used to have a bit of a thing for Sam but now he's gone Dark-Side I've gone off him ... Not Bill though, never in a million years.

fedupofnamechanging Sat 13-Aug-11 19:05:14

Jason is definitely a starter shag, before you move on to Eric. Only thing is I still remember him as Vinny in Home and Away, but expect I could get over that.

notcitrus Sat 13-Aug-11 19:18:02

Tempting, but the death rate and arse-end of beyond factor would put me off.

Plus my cousin owns a very similar bar a couple hundred miles north - I was being taught how to down shots and shoot pool and hotwire cars by the age of 13!

catgirl1976 Sat 13-Aug-11 19:19:32

Worth it for a go on Eric though nocitrus though no?

notcitrus Sat 13-Aug-11 19:27:01

Maybe passing through BT, have a one-night stand, maybe another with Tara and/or Sam, and bugger off again sharpish!

Moving there sounds a bit too drastic.

hairfullofsnakes Sat 13-Aug-11 19:27:38

Eric... Alcide... Nice! But Bon temps is a seriously fucked up place and too many nasty things going on!

How about that place in the vampire diaries instead?!

catgirl1976 Sat 13-Aug-11 19:27:46

mmmm true - and Eric is a vampire so its not like he couldnt travel to me, what with his special powers etc

extremepie Sat 13-Aug-11 19:31:51

Ooooh, what I wouldn't give to live in a world where I might have even the slightest chance of being with Eric....or Alcide....Jason I would too. Maybe Sam.

Bill no way ever, and yeah, the accent would be a plus :D

acmeexplosives Sat 13-Aug-11 19:35:21

I'd do all of them!

apple99 Sat 13-Aug-11 19:58:38

Sam's a bit on the slight side for my liking, I can't shag a man with smaller hips than me.

FeelingaBitSick Sat 13-Aug-11 20:02:37

I'd move there simply because none of them seem to work much grin
Ever noticed it only ever seems to be Arlene working at Merlottes?

DirtyBit Sat 13-Aug-11 20:18:41

YANBU I'd love it.

DontGoCurly Sat 13-Aug-11 20:20:42

Jason a starter shag!

He's LUSH !!!

WorzselMummage Sat 13-Aug-11 20:41:28

Is it only be with a slight crush on Hoyt?

I bet he would give awesome massages...

MissPenteuth Sat 13-Aug-11 20:45:37

Hoyt's lovely, bless him. Terry's a sweetie too. I'd draw the line at Andy though.

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