Advanced search take a rude sounding toy as a gift to birthday party?

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GeraldineAubergine Sat 13-Aug-11 09:20:57

I am going to a 3year olds party this afternoon. I bought a pink, fluffy inoffensive looking toy as a gift and took it out of the box to put batteries in and remove the annoying packaging so party girl can play with it. It makes what can only be described as sex noises and thrusts up and down in a lewd way. What do I do? I'm in a quandary? I haven't got time to get a new gift. Will party girls mum be annoyed or find it humorous? Bloody hell.

gapants Sat 13-Aug-11 09:21:32

Link please!!

YellowDinosaur Sat 13-Aug-11 09:22:44

pmsl grin. Def need a link!

HoneyPablo Sat 13-Aug-11 09:22:52

grin Where did you buy it?
I would stick a £5 in a card and play safe.
Keep the toy for secret santa if you do that at work.

squeakytoy Sat 13-Aug-11 09:23:03

grin I would ring the mother first and explain it to her, see what she says. Personally I would find it very amusing. What toy is it?

Tortoise Sat 13-Aug-11 09:23:31

What toy is it?
Can you just put money in a card if its that bad?

GeraldineAubergine Sat 13-Aug-11 09:24:39

It's called a 'fluffkin', from Argos, can't do link I'm on iPad. It's more fluffer than fluffkin. I think it's called mimi.

gapants Sat 13-Aug-11 09:26:49

cant find it! need to see it!

GeraldineAubergine Sat 13-Aug-11 09:29:13

Dp is wetting himself. Can I pretend I didnt know what it does. Curses! These things are always happening to me. It's supposed to bounce up and down in an amusing fashion. Not thrust and pulsate in a provocative way.

gapants Sat 13-Aug-11 09:31:37

oh shit! do not give it to a kid. Tell the mum what happened and give the kid £5 for her piggy bank instead.

YellowDinosaur Sat 13-Aug-11 09:34:12

Can't find 'fluffkin' on google / argos. More info needed so we can find this sex toy grin

RustyBear Sat 13-Aug-11 09:34:30

Yes you can do links on iPad


needtogetalife Sat 13-Aug-11 09:37:08

it says item cant be found

GeraldineAubergine Sat 13-Aug-11 09:39:31

Sorry it's called a fluffing not a fluffkin. It's cat number 936/8011. Rusty bear, what I meant was, I can't do links on iPad, I'm rubbish smile

GeraldineAubergine Sat 13-Aug-11 09:39:57

Fluffling! Bloody auto correct

YellowDinosaur Sat 13-Aug-11 09:40:59

Here it is!

YellowDinosaur Sat 13-Aug-11 09:42:17

Hard to imagine how that could thrust in a provocative way although it may well make sex noises grin

Have to say I'd still give it!

StrandedBear Sat 13-Aug-11 09:42:47

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

MatthewWrightOffTheTelly Sat 13-Aug-11 09:43:33

I just tried to see if there was any video footage.

"Did you mean fluffing video?"


(Though it sounds as though it may be the same thing!) grin

GeraldineAubergine Sat 13-Aug-11 09:44:07

Its making me uncomfortable. It's got a weird mechanical shell that does 'rude contractions' not jolly bouncing.

YellowDinosaur Sat 13-Aug-11 09:46:15

<snorts loudly spitting tea into computer at Matthewwright and fluffing videos>

Yep nothing on youtube

RustyBear Sat 13-Aug-11 09:50:11

OK, links on iPad - touch & hold the text in the address bar until the magnifying glass comes up. Then let go & you get the Black menu.(Select/Select All/Paste) Choose Select all and you then get a second menu (Cut/Copy/Paste) Choose Copy and go back to MN and paste the link, then add the square brackets & any text as normal. It's best to copy the link before writing your message as iPad does have a tendency to lose your message if it refreshes the page. Fluffy pink thing

GeraldineAubergine Sat 13-Aug-11 09:53:28

Thanks rustybear!

Lindax Sat 13-Aug-11 09:56:26

video here

watch for the provocative thrust at 24 secs hmm

if this is what its like in rl think its fine to give as a pressie

GeraldineAubergine Sat 13-Aug-11 09:56:54

I'm going to take it and feign ignorance. It might be funny. We'll see.

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