I am going to a 3year olds party this afternoon. I bought a pink, fluffy inoffensive looking toy as a gift and took it out of the box to put batteries in and remove the annoying packaging so party girl can play with it. It makes what can only be described as sex noises and thrusts up and down in a lewd way. What do I do? I'm in a quandary? I haven't got time to get a new gift. Will party girls mum be annoyed or find it humorous? Bloody hell.
Dp is wetting himself. Can I pretend I didnt know what it does. Curses! These things are always happening to me. It's supposed to bounce up and down in an amusing fashion. Not thrust and pulsate in a provocative way.
OK, links on iPad - touch & hold the text in the address bar until the magnifying glass comes up. Then let go & you get the Black menu.(Select/Select All/Paste) Choose Select all and you then get a second menu (Cut/Copy/Paste) Choose Copy and go back to MN and paste the link, then add the square brackets & any text as normal. It's best to copy the link before writing your message as iPad does have a tendency to lose your message if it refreshes the page. Fluffy pink thing