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send the theiving little fuckers to m,e, I will personally put the noose around their neck!! We are too soft!!!!!!

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myrosynose Thu 11-Aug-11 01:02:48

Right, now I have all you Daily Mail guzzling meatheaded Tunbridgers in one place

FUCK

RIGHT

OFF

MN is not for thick people. There are websites out there for you. Begone.

jasper Thu 11-Aug-11 01:08:13

grin

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy Thu 11-Aug-11 01:10:28

MN is not for thick people Is that a fact? If so, how come you were able to slip through the net?

BTW, what's with the rosy nose? Have you had a few too many wine

myrosynose Thu 11-Aug-11 01:15:30

I don't drink winegrin

it's sunburn

ravenAK Thu 11-Aug-11 01:15:45

grin myrosynose.

GypsyMoth Thu 11-Aug-11 01:17:36

Bit thick to burn your nose wasn't it!?

AgentZigzag Thu 11-Aug-11 01:18:43

Should I laugh or be outraged at your thread?

Does it make me thick not to know?

thecaptaincrocfamily Thu 11-Aug-11 01:20:41

myroseynose people who are unintelligent use words like thick grin and meatheads grin.
If an intelligent person wanted to post the same thing it would look like this........ OK, now I am able to grasp the attention of all those uneducated imbiciles reading the tabloids, why don't you disappear into the oblivion and frequent a less eloquent discussion board where your views can be fully appreciated smile
<< sarcasm is the lowest form of wit!>>

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy Thu 11-Aug-11 01:27:18

You don't drink wine? shock No wonder you're overwrought.

Put yogurt on your sunburn and get someone to lick it off - that should be efficacious in calming your troubled mind.

thecaptaincrocfamily Thu 11-Aug-11 01:30:49

so thrilled that the vocabulary has become more suitable to the clientele on this thread smile

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy Thu 11-Aug-11 01:33:42

<<ponders founding the Fuck Right Off Party>>

thecaptaincrocfamily Thu 11-Aug-11 01:35:45

mmmm perhaps you could be the first to exemplify the title grin

sundayrose10 Thu 11-Aug-11 02:08:25

I don't know what has happened to MN for the last couple of days. The women on here tend to be a lot more calmer\controlled than what I have seen recently. There must be a lot of name changing going on. OP, I agree.

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy Thu 11-Aug-11 02:31:32

Do you mean the OP's send the theiving little fuckers to m,e captain?

Or the inception conception of FROP - the party of the people?

One is related to a virgin birth; the other is verging on insanity grin

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy Thu 11-Aug-11 02:35:55

You obviously haven't been reading the same posts as me sunday confused or have you been at the wine too? grin

<<hums "they call me mellow yellow...">>

LolaRennt Thu 11-Aug-11 02:38:11

was hoping for a bun fight. <yawn>

I'll have some [hard liquor emoticon] instead

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy Thu 11-Aug-11 02:53:15

D'ya like ya whiskey sour Lola? Or d'ya prefer a lil' ol' southern comfort?wink

LolaRennt Thu 11-Aug-11 02:57:33

I've never had a whiskey sour, I do love a bit of southern comfort though!

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy Thu 11-Aug-11 03:31:54

Here's mah lil' ol' southern comfort of choice Lola www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=johnny+depp&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=nJ1&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&biw=1005&bih=364&tbm=isch&tbnid=QTMShIQc8KMmCM:&imgrefurl=http://hollywood-movies-wallpapers.blogspot.com/2011/06/johnny-depp-wallpapers.html&docid=lFBYGIws3fycmM&w=1024&h=768&ei=cT5DTsfaA5G0hAeNqOjVCQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=938&page=2&tbnh=105&tbnw=140&start=15&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:15&tx=59&ty=46 grin

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy Thu 11-Aug-11 04:43:31

An,' jus' for you, here's mah pa's recipe for whiskey sour:

2 fluid ounces simple syrup*
4 fluid ounces fresh lemon juice (strained)
10 fluid ounces whiskey
An abundance of ice cubes
6 maraschino cherries speared on wooden cocktail sticks

Put syrup, lemon juice & whiskey in a suitable capacity lidded jug, or halve the recipe and use a cocktail shaker. Fill chosen container with ice.

Put lid on jug/shaker (recommended), hold the top and bottom of the container, and make like you're playing maracas for half a minute or until container becomes frosty while swivelling hips and singing the Sway song (when the rumba rhythm starts to call...).

Strain the resultant nectar into 6 martini glasses or 3 tumblers half filled with ice, garnish with a maraschino cherry (or 2), and serve with a flourish.

When serving to company or to impress/spoil family members, dip the rim of the glasses in egg white, sprinkle with caster sugar (US superfine sugar), and leave to dry before making sours.

No whiskey? No problem: use bourbon, brandy, rum, or any spirit with the exception of meths. No lemons? Use limes - tequila sour, mmmm!

*Combine 2 cups water with 2 cups sugar in a large saucepan. Bring to boil and stir continually until sugar has dissolved. Cool the liquid before use. (Pa keeps a gallon jug of simple syrup on the go)

TheFrozenMBJ Thu 11-Aug-11 05:11:23

Whiskey Sour is delicious!! Hmmm... One to have when baby is out.

myrosynose Thu 11-Aug-11 13:14:53

mmmm, whiskey sour <slaver>

thecaptaincrocfamily Thu 11-Aug-11 23:52:55

Mmmm, got me thinking about brandy sours now grin.........<<goes to get the shopping list la la la la la smile>>

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