To think that this could have been mischievious?

[MissMap]

To think that receiving a birthday card with a photo of a real pig, wearing lipstick, and having a handbag, from someone you don't get along with very well may be perceived as an insult?

The pig was really, ugly and slobbery and in no way cute.

[worraliberty]

Yes that's an insult....but sorry I just spat coffee out laughing

[AgentZigzag]

If you don't get on with them then the card is a bit off, kind of saying 'I saw this and thought of you'.

The handbag sounds OK though.

Who gave you them?

[izzywhizzyletsgetbusy]

Aw, may not be cute but piggy's mommy loves him/her.

Draw some clover around the pig and see the card as a symbol of good luck. If the sender harbours any negative thoughts about you, their negativity will come back to them x 3.

BTW, an early, belated, or on time, Happy Birthday to you

[LineRunner]

Tell them thanks for the self-portrait.

[supadupapupascupa]

haha linerunner PERFECT response!

[TiaMariaandDietCoke]

Tell them thank you sooo much for the card - you absolutley loooove pigs and that one was just sooooo cute - nothing will wind them up more than thinking that you really liked it :)

[DirtyMartini]

AgentZigzag: the PIG had a handbag.

[AgentZigzag]

Oh I see, thanks martini.

So like <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=birthday+card+pig+handbag+lipstick&hl=en&sa=X&biw=1146&bih=718&tbm=isch&tbnid=ZX7JhTqfAViWPM:&imgrefurl=www.capitalistbanter.com/category/marketing/page/3/&docid=H-HSo7ca31GkCM&w=290&h=380&ei=f2o9TrWeLouo8QO24dn7Ag&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=472&page=4&tbnh=125&tbnw=115&start=73&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:73&tx=87&ty=78" rel="nofollow noindex" target="_blank">this but with a handbag?

Do you own a pair of pink heartshaped glasses MissM?

Who thinks up these fucking pictures??

[MissMap]

Agent, that pig was prettier than the one which I received. It really was a revolting specimin!
Its best feature was its handbag!

[faverolles]

Thenk her for sending you a card that reminds you so much of her.

[GertieWooster]

"Thank you so much for the card, I will think of you every time I look at it"

[LineRunner]

Yes Moonpig, yes it is.

[EuphemiaMcGonagall]

I'm seeing Reggie Perrin's hippo MIL ...

[mrspear]

OH MY GOD i got the same bloody card! Well it sounds the same and i hated it too. Then again the same aunt sent me a sympathy card when DS was born, alive if poorly, 10 weeks early