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To still be chuckling over this over four hours later?

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DooinMeCleanin Sat 06-Aug-11 14:01:35

I heard DH scream from the bathroom this morning, so I want in ready to get the spider for him. There was no spider. He started attempting to talk to me with his mouth held open....

DH: Er ab oo oot d oof paste?
me: Huh?
Dh: Oofpaste?
me: hmm
Dh: <points to face scrub, spits white grainy foam into the sink>
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <points to mouthwash>
Dh: I wanted to try that new toothpaste.
me: That's face scrub grin

He was not amused. I have been giggling to myself all morning.

TalcAndTurnips Sat 06-Aug-11 14:09:13

Your poor DH; now he has exfoliated his gums.

Well at least it wasn't Anusol.

MissyMoo321 Sat 06-Aug-11 14:10:06

grin thats tickled me

lubeybooby Sat 06-Aug-11 14:11:58

Hahaaa yanbu! grin

DooinMeCleanin Sat 06-Aug-11 14:15:31

Talc you just made me laugh even more. At least his gums will be blackhead free and silky smooth grin

borderslass Sat 06-Aug-11 14:16:17

That will teach him to read labels grin

Andrewofgg Sat 06-Aug-11 14:20:13

grin and you have lightened up the day!

grin and then grin some more.

GeraldineAubergine Sat 06-Aug-11 14:24:27

For further hilarity, try deep heat and the next week the black stuff you put on cast iron stoves.

Andrewofgg Sat 06-Aug-11 14:34:41

. . . only just be careful it isn't you next time!

LineRunner Sat 06-Aug-11 15:20:22

Did it with Nair once but the disgusting smell alerted me before I actually put it in my mouth.

SnapesMistress Sat 06-Aug-11 15:23:47

Have you found the passports yet Dooin? Your DH seems to be a right silly beggar grin

Thumbwitch Sat 06-Aug-11 15:28:34

I'm sure someone's tried cleaning their teeth with lube before, haven't they? Sure I read that on here somewhere...

Very funny, and as someone said, he should have read the label! grin And seein' as how it's your DH, Dooin, even funnier! Unless he somehow turns it into being your fault, of course.

TinkerLily Sat 06-Aug-11 15:33:08

That reminded me of a girls holiday 20 odd years ago when my friend - still one of my best friends smile - was v drunk and cleaned her teeth with eczema cream.

LesserOfTwoWeevils Sat 06-Aug-11 15:42:52

I had a short-sighted elderly aunt who once went out looking a fright because she'd mistaken her red lipliner for her eyebrow pencil grin

FruStefanLindman Sat 06-Aug-11 15:48:25

I'm sure I've posted this one before.

I was in the bath - DP came into the bathroom already wearing a smart shirt, but not buttoned up as he was looking for his spray deodorant. (Basin and cabinets are 'behind' you if you're in the bath).

He was so busy yakking at me he picked up what he thought was the spray deodorant. So I heard <spray, spray>.

Then I heard "OH FARK". I turned round, he'd only sprayed his blue-foam-shaving-gel-cream under his arms, which also sploged on his shirt big time.

He was angry

I was grin <snork> grin <snork>

bandgeek Sat 06-Aug-11 15:52:30

grin

I once tried to remove my eye make up with nail polish remover. That stung a bit!

Sparklegeek Sat 06-Aug-11 16:45:33

When I was about 12 I went on a weekend caravanning with my grandparents & Mum. One eve we went over to the 'Clubhouse' to play bingo (woohoo!) and in the middle of a very serious bingo game I looked up to see that my Nan had done her eyebrows (in the dimly-lit caravan bathroom) with her blue eyeliner pencil.

You know those situations where you are trying not to laugh because it's quiet & that makes it even worse? One of those. grin

SoupDragon Sat 06-Aug-11 16:50:44

For ages I kept a text my friend had sent me that read

"I am in Tescos. I have just looked down and I have my slippers on"

I used to snort and weep every time I read it.

pasqueflower Sat 06-Aug-11 17:05:51

Real story - then 14 yo dd left blue-and-white tube of hair remover on bathroom shelf. Dh started cleaning his teeth with it. Dh distinctly unamused.

glotheblo Sat 06-Aug-11 17:25:44

Hello, first time poster here, my dil, (meeting for 1st time) and staying overnight, came to me and asked me what make of toothpaste I used, she had brushed her teeth my dh's denture fixative.

DooinMeCleanin Sat 06-Aug-11 17:26:20

It is my fault. I leave all my things lined up behind the sink, the toothbrush cup is also behind the sink. I shoud not leave face things near tooth things DH says. Our bathroom is tiny, there is only one sink. I wash my face in the sink. It makes perefct sense to keep my face wash there.

I wonder what I could leave there next weekend? Chilli paste, maybe? [evilgrin]

redheadbedhead Sat 06-Aug-11 18:25:01

i once had a hot date with a guy I was really into and brought him back to my flat. He came into the bedroom after brushing his teeth and was visibly pale because he'd cleaned them with my horrendous steroid cream for some psoriasis I was experiencing. A total passion-killing embarrassment for both of us. It didn't last.. blush

redheadbedhead Sun 07-Aug-11 10:06:34

oh no! I killed the thread with my embarrassing story! blush <slinks off>

wienetta Sun 07-Aug-11 10:59:20

when I was younger I went into the kitchen and found a yogurt on the side so decided to take a big gob full. Turned out to be hair gel. It was bright green, translucent and jellified so I still have no idea what I was thinking, I can still tast it, ugh.

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