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to be devastated that no on has ever called me a twunt/bollocks face/bully/royalty.........

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hobnobsaremyfave Fri 05-Aug-11 09:20:29

Sorry couldn't resist AIBU seems bonkers at the moment and I'm off for a MN free week in the wilds of North Wales <shudder> and every thread is a thread about a thread about a thread about..........zzzzzzzzzzz
So g'wan AIBU to need therapy because I've never even been called a HUN I mean guys abuse me go on.........

fuckityfuckfuckfuck Fri 05-Aug-11 09:21:13

You're a cunt
HTH

JarethTheGoblinKing Fri 05-Aug-11 09:22:03

Who do you think you are, MN royalty?

hobnobsaremyfave Fri 05-Aug-11 09:22:37

Loving the name fuckity grin

hobnobsaremyfave Fri 05-Aug-11 09:25:04

grin Jareth.
Everyone seems a little.......uptight ....on here at the moment

fuckityfuckfuckfuck Fri 05-Aug-11 09:25:13

It's a very relevant name change. And I have to say, if that absolute idiot of a poster had posted on my thread about a very unplanned pregnancy she'd have been called a cunt too.

hobnobsaremyfave Fri 05-Aug-11 09:26:39

I'm just getting one last mumsnet fix...think I'm going to be twitching by teatime

changeforthebetter Fri 05-Aug-11 09:29:07

North Wales huh? Sheesh, me and my 14 kids went to a slag heap outside Doncaster for our holidays and you have the nerve to complain?? angry

And fave what are you, 12? FGS!!! hmm

I suppose you are angling for a biscuit??

<<off to start thread on neediness in overanalysing threads>>

HTH hunni-bunni! Mwah! Mwah! grin

alowVeraWithPurpleTwuntyPants Fri 05-Aug-11 09:32:22

Take plenty of wine and biscuit s with you. Bully twunty bollocks to you. grin

GwendolineMaryLacey Fri 05-Aug-11 09:34:46

I don't think I have. Although I have had a couple of hate mail private messages on baby centre because I asked someone to give me one good reason to have a newborn circumcised! grin Apparently you're not supposed to ask questions like that there...

hobnobsaremyfave Fri 05-Aug-11 09:38:22

Oh and if it's competitive misery I'm not actually going on holiday....I'm cooking for a 100 people...in a field....for a week.....(no it's not a joke)!

altinkum Fri 05-Aug-11 09:39:44

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

hobnobsaremyfave Fri 05-Aug-11 09:41:27

It's FAB! (Sadly the lack of flushing toilets and showers is a bit of a downside grin )

altinkum Fri 05-Aug-11 09:47:42

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

hobnobsaremyfave Fri 05-Aug-11 09:55:22

At least I have good supply of wine and biscuit for my week away grin

Suncottage Fri 05-Aug-11 09:55:53

Hobnob

No showers? So you smell as well?

hobnobsaremyfave Fri 05-Aug-11 09:57:41

grin
Are you saying I smell Suncottage???? I'll have you know that I am mumsnet royalty and by virtue of that am always fragrant !!

TrillianAstra Fri 05-Aug-11 10:02:08

u r a nob

Suncottage Fri 05-Aug-11 10:02:31

Righto! As you were then Hob grin

[walks off muttering and flips Hob the bird]

KeepingUpWithTheCojones Fri 05-Aug-11 10:03:09

you nest of vipers.

fuck the fuck of and when you get there fuck off some more.

and, yes, i did mean that to sound that rude.

bitches.

(North Wales will be lovely! Take baby wipes for showering <skank emoticon>)

KeepingUpWithTheCojones Fri 05-Aug-11 10:04:27

*off blush got a bit carried away with the abuse

hobnobsaremyfave Fri 05-Aug-11 10:04:30

<after 10 years of no showers on camp knows that she is a pro at being skanky>

yoshiLunk Fri 05-Aug-11 10:04:44

attention seeker

TalcAndTurnips Fri 05-Aug-11 10:21:52

Something is rotten in the state of Mumsnet

A foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is hobsnobsaremyfave!

hobnobsaremyfave Fri 05-Aug-11 10:25:53

<preen self enjoying all the attention>

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