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to tell you a cautionary tale? (or perhaps one that you can point and laugh about my numpty behaviour?)

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ChaosTrulyReigns Wed 03-Aug-11 20:22:15

sad

I'm finding it difficult to get waxing sessions booked in over the school holidays, so have decided to root out (ha) my epilator to do my legs.

So far, so good.

Whilst defuzzing my legs I was ruminating over the slight 'tache that was growing.

Can you see where I'm going with this?

MY frigging bottom lip got sucked into the mechanism and when the machine finally stopped whizzing, my macerated lip took a great deal to extricate from between the roller and the plastic unit.

I look like a rugby player.

<<hides for a week>>

blush

LineRunner Wed 03-Aug-11 20:25:21

I fell over once and smashed my bottom lip; it swelled up a treat and my friend I looked like Pete Burns.

MatthewWrightOffTheTelly Wed 03-Aug-11 20:27:12

Best stay away from the Ladygarden then!

TastesLikePanda Wed 03-Aug-11 20:28:35

Oh dear...
Can you start thinking of a good cover story now?
Something along the lines of seeing off a massive mugger, or saving a small child from a swarm of wasps...?

Cantgetnopeace Wed 03-Aug-11 20:29:21

Oh you poor thing. Sorry but I did make a strange squealing sound when I read your OP grin grin

KeepingUpWithTheCojones Wed 03-Aug-11 20:30:04

How did you manage that?!

But saying that, DP borrowed my epilator and managed to rip a flap into his dick.

Proper off-putting.

Salmotrutta Wed 03-Aug-11 20:30:50

Oh! You poor thing. I once tried Immac facial on my top lip (why I have no idea as I'm fair and the hair is almost invisible hmm) and I ended up with a burn. Hope it calms down soon.

BelleDameSansMerci Wed 03-Aug-11 20:30:54

ROFL. Sympathetically, of course...

Salmotrutta Wed 03-Aug-11 20:32:23

Ice! That might help with swelling at least?

ChuntyCops Wed 03-Aug-11 20:32:50

Rip a flap into his dick is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard-made me giggle like a loon grin grin

TakeMeDrunkImHome Wed 03-Aug-11 20:35:48

I ripped a flap on my flap with an epilator. Gave up the idea of going there with one of those many years ago. Need a sat nav to find it nowadays.

caramelwaffle Wed 03-Aug-11 20:36:01

grin

Oh dear

ChaosTrulyReigns Wed 03-Aug-11 20:36:40

Thanks for the symapthy and sniggers.

I'm trying the age old anaesthetic.

wink

caramelwaffle Wed 03-Aug-11 20:39:07

Whiskey?!

Crazy woman grin

BeerTricksPotter Wed 03-Aug-11 20:40:37

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

ChuntyCops Wed 03-Aug-11 20:42:50

TakeMeDrunk,that made my eyes water!

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy Wed 03-Aug-11 20:48:48

Numpty, numpty, numpty, numpty, numpty, numpty

<points in direction of at least half a dozen other current threads>

<<hands Chaos wine and a straw beekeepers hat >>

LineRunner Wed 03-Aug-11 20:54:10

I actually have a fear of ripping my clitoris off whilst engaging in DUI hair-removing.

Geordieminx Wed 03-Aug-11 20:56:57

Put a pic up....go on, you know you want to!

AmberLeaf Wed 03-Aug-11 20:58:16

'Rip a flap' <ouch and yet rotfl> grin

Linerunner, I too fear slicing off my clit even when not DUI

hellospoon Wed 03-Aug-11 21:17:49

<rolls around laughing>

grin

GoodnightNobody Wed 03-Aug-11 21:27:08

I thought you were talking about your lady lips.

still, ouch.

Once in a sleep deprived state I set about expressing some milk. I was about to press the 'on' button and thankfully looked down to see that I had not essembled the expressing machine but the hand blender, which was cupped around my boob. Had I not have looked down God knows....

festi Wed 03-Aug-11 21:30:46

I thougt you where talking about your fanjo and was trying to imagine what a bottom lip was. I had to refere to vagina vulva thread for assistace with that.

EricNorthmansMistressOfPotions Wed 03-Aug-11 21:47:43

Goodnightnobody OMFFFFFFGGGGG My face is like >>> shock

<shudddddddddder>

GoodnightNobody Wed 03-Aug-11 21:51:44

I know.

I know.

After it happended, I could bearly bring myself to think about it. I was so shocked. Would have been awful. I'm lucky not to have pressed the trigger.

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