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qwepoi Wed 03-Aug-11 14:49:04

It is too hot to take the dc s outside. We have done craft. Now cbeebies is on. I have lots to do but can't leave them alone to do it. Can't go anywhere as everywhere will be heaving and £££, and it is hot. I am bored! and that is not a word I am allowed to say.

I have lots of issues and dramas that I could invent gradually tell about before I disappear.

squeakytoy Wed 03-Aug-11 14:51:46

You might as well, there are some very lame ones on here at the moment.

qwepoi Wed 03-Aug-11 14:52:49

Thx, just knowing people are out there helps.

My medical problems make it hard for me to do the washing up.

timidviper Wed 03-Aug-11 14:53:06

I'm getting jealous at all this talk of being hot. I'm in the North West and it's not hot here - I've still got my cardy on!

pinkthechaffinch Wed 03-Aug-11 14:53:09

can it be a really juicy loooong one please, preferably with incest, terminal illness and benefit fraud.

I am bored.

BeerTricksPotter Wed 03-Aug-11 14:53:42

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BeerTricksPotter Wed 03-Aug-11 14:54:30

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Filibear Wed 03-Aug-11 14:55:14

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SayCoolNowSayWhip Wed 03-Aug-11 14:55:20

Would MN shut down a self-confessed troll thread?? Come on MNHQ, just for a bit of fun!

qwepoi Wed 03-Aug-11 14:55:30

Just had a text from my bf, she's just got the go ahead for her sex change op, so I'm feeling quite left out and a bit abandonned. And the tin foil I have linned the windows with doesn't seem to be cooling the room down as much as my head friend told me it would.

BeerTricksPotter Wed 03-Aug-11 14:56:23

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ObviouslyOblivious Wed 03-Aug-11 14:57:04

So your BF could become your BF?

qwepoi Wed 03-Aug-11 14:58:04

Ooo a plan! Feeling a bit less bored now.

Sn0wflake Wed 03-Aug-11 14:59:20

Try harder

qwepoi Wed 03-Aug-11 14:59:23

thread is top of most active list. Must be not many people here today. WOnder what they are doing?

oooh yes, do it! <bored emoticon>

qwepoi Wed 03-Aug-11 15:00:18

Oh, it's too hard. Hot air has wiped my brain of troll like ideas. I will have to copy and paste.

qwepoi Wed 03-Aug-11 15:03:42

<wanders off to watch cbeebies> mn not fun. Can't tell what is real!

LineRunner Wed 03-Aug-11 15:06:47

Don't forget to (a) wander off <oh you've already done that>; and (b) reject all sensible advice.

HTH

qwepoi Wed 03-Aug-11 15:13:12

Oh crap. visiting step-daugther in law's ex has just bricked up the lounge (shudder, --sitting room--) room door and holding some kind of illicit sex'n'drugs sesh. How do I get me in and dc's out. And find new tv.

qwepoi Wed 03-Aug-11 15:13:40

should I call ss?

qwepoi Wed 03-Aug-11 15:14:21

My great uncle used to make catalogue his porn collection. Was that abuse.

qwepoi Wed 03-Aug-11 15:15:00

I've got 12 latvian's living in the dinning room. AIBU to charge them extra to use the loo?

qwepoi Wed 03-Aug-11 15:15:24

I've just cut my leg off.

qwepoi Wed 03-Aug-11 15:16:03

Can anyone recomend cleaning products to remove blood stains from chenile rug?

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