we had a postman for a few weeks like this - but he smelt of - fags/bo/alcohol - the other posties complained and he got the sack cos he refused to clean himself up - makes me wonder how he got the job in the first place
This has made me laugh, Dh had to unblock a drain with shit etc in it. And he had to go back into the house and the woman refused because he smelled. He smiled at her and said "It's your shit I'm covered in!" She wasn't amused.