to be wondering (a lot) what Robert Plant's first date with Liz Jones would be like?

[JosieRosie]

There's another thread open right now speculating about Liz Jones' 'rock star boyfriend'. RP's name keeps on coming up and I find it partly horrifying and partly hilarious Wiser people than me seem to think it's definitely not him but it's still giving me food for thought....

Is she capable of talking about anything other than handbags and facelifts? How long before his lovely chilled-out demeanour cracks and he wants to put his head in the oven? Ooooh to be a fly on the wall.....

[CupcakesandTwunting]

I thought it was Jim Kerr (sorry if it's not and I am slurring your good name, Jim). Am shocked that someone would willy-bump this odious cretin.

[catgirl1976]

I thought it was Robert Plant and I have NO idea why. I don't even know why I care as I can't bear the woman.

[CupcakesandTwunting]

Anyway, I didn't answer your OP. It would probably involve somewhere with flattering lighting to conceal Liz's imperfections (probably a graveyard at midnight), somewhere quiet so that Robert can only hear her voice and nothing else because everything she says is so very important (probably a graveyard at midnight) and somewhere where they will not be seen together, so save Rob's street-cred (probably a graveyard at midnight).

[catgirl1976]

The interweb seems to be favouring Jim. I hope it's not Robert Plant as he was smoking hot in his youth and to be shagging Liz Jones is too cruel a fate for one so talented and once lovely

[cruelladepoppins]

I think their first date woudl be in a pub, with RP realising it's not the woman he thought he was dating (as a result of some unspecified mix-up) and he has to go to the gents and escape through a tiny window out the back. I decline to believe that he has gone back for more, her current squeeze must be some other rock star.

Do you think the RS bf knows he's being written about? Personally, I wouldn't like it ...

[CupcakesandTwunting]

I have long suspected that the RS boyfriend is a working of her feverish imagination, tbh. Wouldn't they have been "outed" by now? If they've been dating for this long, someone would have spotted them and dobbed them in by now?

I am assuming, actually, that people would care enough to out them.

[vogonmothership]

YABU, you will bring up your supper

it's all a fantasy anyway, otherwise someone would have seen them together at some point and no on puts up with that amount of weirdness from a partner for that long

[CupcakesandTwunting]

Agree, vogon.

[vogonmothership]

x-post cupcakes

[vogonmothership]

haha and again!

[CupcakesandTwunting]

Pffffft what are you like etc etc

[DaisySteiner]

This would be Robert Plant's face after a date with Liz Jones

[CupcakesandTwunting]

Snurk @ Daisy.

And this would be his penis...

[Mandy2003]

Today she was examining the upcoming A/W fashions, one of them was '40s style suits - she def said "So I asked my boyfriend..." so it's still on then!

I'm sure it is Jim Kerr, I cross referenced when she said she'd got festival invites etc (yes, yes, get a life symbol here)

Cruella I was in hysterics at the thought of the headlines "Elderly Rock Star Released from Too-small Pub Window with the Aid of a Large Quantity Of Butter" etc

Challenge - write this headline in tabloid style!

[DaisySteiner]

yeeeewww

[CupcakesandTwunting]

WHOLE BUTTER LOVE

Crap, soz.

[alistron1]

If this is true I am burning all my led zep CD's and going into a nunnery. Anyone but my Robert.

[Mandy2003]

That is brilliant Cupcakes

[StormInaCCup]

She's been with this supposed RS boyfriend a while now. Isn't it a bit suspect that his identity hasn't come out. Surely she should have been photographed with him by now? Even if they only ever met in a graveyard at midnight I'd expect the game would be up by now. Very odd!

[TheFlyingOnion]

DAZED AND CONFUSED??

[StormInaCCup]

Sorry cupcakes, didn't read the thread properly before I posted.

[Saggyoldclothcatpuss]

Lets face it, her boyfriend would need to be a rockstar! Youd have to be out of your head on drink and drugs to want to sleep with that!

[MirandaGoshawk]

Sorry, but who is Liz Jones? She doesn't seem to be very popular.

[FreudianSlipper]

no no no it just can't be

how can i ever listen to led zeppelin again in the same way, i just refuse to beleive this is possible. have had a quick look and some reports are saying it is adam ant, no no he is far too sexy and too dirty.

probably one of cliff richards backing band, she would class them as a rock band

whoever it is i can totally understand why they want to keep their identity secret

[MogTheForgetfulCat]

Oh, please God no - not Robert Plant! Have a pic of him tucked away from the early days with the Zep - all tight jeans and angelic curls cascading down his back . 'Tis lush. She is a total basket-case, and just the most vapid person ever to put words into print - surely he would be more discerning? Surely!