that it should be ME who is allowed to have the 5 foot high spongebob pirate in my bed tonight and NOT DD? I mean WTF. If i hadn't handed over the pound then he would still be hanging there next to the giant pink unicorn, but noooooooooo, apparently he will not be warming my bed tonight. Fucking kids
Sugarkane - has your shark been coughs "done" because I am NOT prepared to be responsible for half shark half sponge offspring, bearing in mind, at all times, that Spongebob is a very immature 19 yo sponge. He doesn't even have his boat license yet.
fruitshoots - you have talked yourself RIGHT OUT of getting a half shark half sponge pet.
He was sat in the car washing washing up bowl on top of the fridge! He favours weird places. It helps his case at cat social services when he is looking for a new home as I don't feed him top of the range cat food.