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to think that seeing as it was ME who gave her the money...

(20 Posts)
TakeMeDrunkImHome Sun 31-Jul-11 23:14:36

that it should be ME who is allowed to have the 5 foot high spongebob pirate in my bed tonight and NOT DD? I mean WTF. If i hadn't handed over the pound then he would still be hanging there next to the giant pink unicorn, but noooooooooo, apparently he will not be warming my bed tonight. Fucking kids angry

Lonnie Sun 31-Jul-11 23:17:17

is it a purple or pink spongebob pirate as then obviously YANBU.. however Green blue or any varient of brown obviously YABU..

RabidRabbit Sun 31-Jul-11 23:17:49

Selfish arses the lot of em! wine

Honeydragon Sun 31-Jul-11 23:20:27

you can have our giant luminous goldfish if you like I'm sure I can prize it from ds's sleepy grasp grin

TakeMeDrunkImHome Sun 31-Jul-11 23:21:54

He is a genuine yellow spongebob, with a top of the range eye patch, and some fetching little shorts. He's 19 its OK to say that about him, although he is a sponge....

Fecking sponges, coming up here from the depths of the ocean, stealing all the jobs in the aquariums....bastards...

He is on my profile for the spongebob fans!!

QuintessentialShadow Sun 31-Jul-11 23:22:42

Yabu.

TakeMeDrunkImHome Sun 31-Jul-11 23:23:59

WHAT!! How can I possibly BU? He is MY spongey little bitch!

QuintessentialShadow Sun 31-Jul-11 23:25:19

Yabubelidubeliduuuh!

Sugarkane Sun 31-Jul-11 23:26:16

Would you like to use my 6ft pink shark for the night but I want him back!

TakeMeDrunkImHome Sun 31-Jul-11 23:27:09

Shocked. Clearly you are a reader of the Daily Snail (see what I did there! Gary the snail being a snail....) Puts wine down...backs away....

TakeMeDrunkImHome Sun 31-Jul-11 23:28:22

Sugarkane - has your shark been coughs "done" because I am NOT prepared to be responsible for half shark half sponge offspring, bearing in mind, at all times, that Spongebob is a very immature 19 yo sponge. He doesn't even have his boat license yet.

fruitshootsandheaves Sun 31-Jul-11 23:28:39

Actually I think the cat should have it since his/her current bed seems to be the sink.

TakeMeDrunkImHome Sun 31-Jul-11 23:29:34

I feel very mean posting that picture of SB when my dd clearly looks like she has ingested 4 stone of candyfloss and a keg of coke. Ah well. Tis what 18th birthday parties are for I suppose.

TakeMeDrunkImHome Sun 31-Jul-11 23:30:53

fruitshoots - you have talked yourself RIGHT OUT of getting a half shark half sponge pet.

He was sat in the car washing washing up bowl on top of the fridge! He favours weird places. It helps his case at cat social services when he is looking for a new home as I don't feed him top of the range cat food.

TakeMeDrunkImHome Sun 31-Jul-11 23:33:05

AND your dog has what looks like a Doctor Who OOD hanging out of his mouth! Pot calling kettle m'lady. Try pedigree chum grin

Lonnie Sun 31-Jul-11 23:33:35

dd3 will in the morning want to know

WHERE'S GARY???????

(and obviously YANBU if its the real deal)

Sugarkane Sun 31-Jul-11 23:35:59

Sorry he hasnt but rest assured Ive had the "talk" with him and he knows to put something on it. wink

fruitshootsandheaves Sun 31-Jul-11 23:36:46

or the dog in fact, which looks very sad in one photo, no doubt because it had to eat the roadkill thrown to it in the first photo.

Collies love spongebob beds

<CEO of Overanalysis of Pet Photo's Inc>

TakeMeDrunkImHome Sun 31-Jul-11 23:42:56

Sugarkane - very responsible pink shark owner

Fruitshoots - Don't even get me started on that bone! A local hippo went missing around about the same time....

TakeMeDrunkImHome Sun 31-Jul-11 23:44:42

(i gave him a sausage roll for tea the day after ffs, what more do you want??)

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