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to wonder why on earth this woman didn't call him straight back??!!

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pictish Sun 31-Jul-11 00:31:23

How could you not be falling over yourself to arrange a date with this guy. What a catch! grin

melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny

chirpchirp Sun 31-Jul-11 00:40:43

Let the romance begin....what a knob!

LoopyLoopsTootyFroots Sun 31-Jul-11 00:42:00

Dear lord what a twat!

Lonnie Sun 31-Jul-11 00:43:43

wow words fails she let him go?????

DogsBestFriend Sun 31-Jul-11 00:44:31

Oh no! His number was silenced! How can I get it before you grasping lot do?

You're all going to be soooo jealous when I date him! grin

pictish Sun 31-Jul-11 00:47:04

The lucky woman who received those messages, phoned them in to a radio station and had them played live on air.
What a pest!!

Thruaglassdarkly Sun 31-Jul-11 01:52:06

YANBU - he's got my name all over him wink. He is, indeed, "a catch"... Step aside wenches and lemme at him.

(But seriously, what a MAJOR nobba!)

TheFrogs Sun 31-Jul-11 02:15:02

oh hes miiiine, dont even bother ladies....oops, better not tell him about my medication hmm grin

solidgoldbrass Sun 31-Jul-11 02:24:33

So that who buys all those 'Learn how to make women Beg For Sex' books. Someone stupid enough not to wonder why such books are always grubby photocopies even now not digitally available and sold via small ads in odd little magazines like Interesting Star Trek Techincal Errors Monthly.

ravenAK Sun 31-Jul-11 02:28:51

Spoof. Some struggling young actor's idea of a comedic show reel piece. Surely?!

solidgoldbrass Sun 31-Jul-11 02:42:18

Hmm, not sure. I have met people who are that deluded.

TheFrogs Sun 31-Jul-11 02:44:11

Maybe...very amusing though! grin

catgirl1976 Sun 31-Jul-11 05:31:57

Ladies enough. He is mine. He called me. You are jealous. Even if you say your are not you are envious he approached ME. After all, he is one of the few guys in the city who has NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM.

Dear God! grin

ComradeJing Sun 31-Jul-11 06:03:51

Wow, I wish I was an elegant lady.

<shudders>

How angry does he sound in the second one?

allhailtheaubergine Sun 31-Jul-11 06:33:13

He's dreamy.

<girlish sigh>

pictish Sun 31-Jul-11 09:05:41

haha grin

Bathsheba Sun 31-Jul-11 09:14:40

Oh no....NO.....I'm bereft...!!!!!!!

I'm on medication for anxiety...that means I can't have him...

I'm also not elegant...

SkipToTheEnd Sun 31-Jul-11 09:25:44

I think I met a relative of his last week.... hmm

HedleyLamarr Sun 31-Jul-11 09:54:23

Ouch. My poor toes have cramp from curling so much! Does that mean I'm not the romantic type? grin

crazynanna Sun 31-Jul-11 10:07:07

"Passive Aggresive Personality Disorder...you might wanna look that up"

<snort>

Belini Sun 31-Jul-11 10:07:13

Well he has just ensured that his DNA won't be passed on to another generation and thank goodness. Might play this for my sons when they are older entitled "How to stay single forever" grin

cookielove Sun 31-Jul-11 10:18:57

Oh my god that is so bad, what a complete utter twat grin

SnapesPlaything Sun 31-Jul-11 12:12:48

All the way through that all I could think was this is exactly the kind of man to be very abusive to his partner sad

HairyGrotter Sun 31-Jul-11 12:22:49

I need this man in my life, I need him...

Fucking tool

superjobee Sun 31-Jul-11 12:25:26

omg passive agressive personality disorder? abused in childhood? mother has cancer? all good reasons to call him back, but depression or anxiety is a no-no?!! wtaf? he is looking for a victim i so pity whoever has shacked up with him!

olga had a lucky escape me thinks!

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