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acmeexplosives Fri 29-Jul-11 16:03:17

OK, so I am much better looking than my sister and we both know it. She married a drug addict, while I am happily married to a director of a very successful company. She struggles on the dole, smokes 40 Lambert and Butler every day, and is in general a failed chav.She also drinks loads of Bacardi Breezers. I always wanted more for myself so studied really hard in my private school so that I could go to a very reputable University. I studied Classics and History of Art and came out with a first in both.
She is just so jealous of my hard earned success! She refuses to meet up in the City for coffee, always having some half-arsed excuse. She has 3 snivelly kids with her junkie ex and is pregnant (with twins!) as we speak!
I worked for everything I have, including my husband (he was going out with someone else), and I am so proud to be a success.
Would you cut her out of your life? She dresses embarrassingly too.

hobnobsaremyfave Fri 29-Jul-11 16:04:17

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Reality Fri 29-Jul-11 16:05:54

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

ChaosTrulyReigns Fri 29-Jul-11 16:06:37

No I bloody wouldn't.

So glad you're not related to me.

Your perception of "having it all" is misplaced and unnecessary.

You'd be better off not keeping a score-sheet, but supporting her.

sue52 Fri 29-Jul-11 16:06:42

If I was your sister I would avoid you too. You sound a total bore.

hobnobsaremyfave Fri 29-Jul-11 16:06:43

Reality I think I love you a little bit. grin

loopylou6 Fri 29-Jul-11 16:07:07

Crawl back under your bridge rock deary.

Collision Fri 29-Jul-11 16:07:57

8/10 for a good try and the fact that you obviously have Chaos fooled.

My first biscuit

jasminerice Fri 29-Jul-11 16:08:01

Yep, go hire a hitman and have her taken out.

sue52 Fri 29-Jul-11 16:09:02

Is a failed chav someone who didn't make it onto the Jeremy Kyle show?

acmeexplosives Fri 29-Jul-11 16:09:45

I am not a bore in the slightest! I spend my time supporting charities, helping out at the local school and playing bridge, polo and golf. I am also a member of many elite societies, again all of these things I acquired alone. She, on the other hand fancies Jeremy Kyle!

Illegitimate Fri 29-Jul-11 16:09:58

and is in general a failed chav

a failed chav?!......

agree with above kill the bitch

YoungishBag Fri 29-Jul-11 16:10:11

Nah, keep her around to remind you what a cunt you are.

overthehillmum Fri 29-Jul-11 16:10:21

You didn't mention if she was on benefits as well!!!

Callisto Fri 29-Jul-11 16:10:50

A failed chav. Goodness, I didn't realise there was a category even worse than chav.

Illegitimate Fri 29-Jul-11 16:11:08

NOBODY fancies Jeremy Kyle FACT.

Callisto Fri 29-Jul-11 16:11:23

grin @ YoungishBag

VelvetSnow Fri 29-Jul-11 16:11:38

She fancies your husband???

Off with her trakkies grin

acmeexplosives Fri 29-Jul-11 16:11:39

Oh, and Collision, I absolutely hate Jammy Dodgers, that's what my chav sister buys when she goes to Aldi in her jim-jams! But thank you anyway.

ChaosTrulyReigns Fri 29-Jul-11 16:11:44

Meh.

Collision, I was uberdistracted, and was speed-reading/replying.

<<disappointed in self>>

manicbmc Fri 29-Jul-11 16:12:19

biscuit

Have we started drinking already? I know it's Friday but come on. grin

Joolyjoolyjoo Fri 29-Jul-11 16:12:24

YABU. you just think you are happy. What you need is to get the stick out of your arse, get down the Feathers with your sis and her crew, neck some breezers and puff down a few lamberts. then and only then will you understand what true happiness is.

I feel sorry for you, with your boring wealthy DH, while your sister lives the racy life of a drug addicts wife. i think you are secretly jealous.

Ormirian Fri 29-Jul-11 16:12:49

Are you also very attractive and well-groomed by any chance?

loopylou6 Fri 29-Jul-11 16:15:17

Just to clarify, do you ^ play^ bridge, or live under one?
Epic failure at trolling BTW.

wigglesrock Fri 29-Jul-11 16:15:38

Is a failed chav not someone who is not a chav? hmm

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