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To think it would be an unfortunate spoonerism..

(10 Posts)
shakey1500 Thu 21-Jul-11 11:36:16

...for Shiloh when Brad and Angelina get married. Assuming she takes his surname that is. grin

minkymeerkat Thu 21-Jul-11 11:44:11

years ago someone asked if we had been busy at work, i meant to say it had been on and off by saying 'fits and starts' instead i said 'shits and farts' blush

blackeyedsusan Thu 21-Jul-11 11:45:30

grin

shakey1500 Thu 21-Jul-11 19:45:52

Nice minky smile

fgaaagh Thu 21-Jul-11 19:47:32

that's brilliant, minky - what did the other person respond with grin

TaudrieTattoo Thu 21-Jul-11 19:49:32

The best I ever did was when I was telling some mates about a friend's nuisance calls.

I said she'd been getting 'fucky moan calls'.

Which was fairly accurate, as it goes.

CroissantNeuf Thu 21-Jul-11 19:53:29

One that I read (on here?) recently and chuckled about all day was My Clean Ass (Mylene Klass) grin

toomanyopinions Thu 21-Jul-11 20:30:28

Fantastic!

tethersend Thu 21-Jul-11 20:35:09

Punts are not for kissing in...

minkymeerkat Fri 22-Jul-11 08:51:09

In response to my announcement of 'shits and farts' instead of 'fits and starts', well i was a junior hairdresser at the time and was doing a shampoo and set, god that shows my age!

The little old lady whose hair i was doing just answers with that nice dear!!

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