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to not want to "Woo woo my frou frou?"

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upsylazy Mon 18-Jul-11 11:52:50

I did post here a few weeks ago about these products questioning how necessary they are and, it's not that I'm getting obsessed by it or anything but I happened to see the above advert on a phone box yesterday and genuinely though I was hallucinating for a few minutes (I had had a few beers at lunchtime).
The full script read "Woo woo for your froufrou! Whaterer you call it, make sure you love it! THis was written over a large picture of an attractive young woman with long red hair, wearing a short summer dress and strappy high heeled sandals jumping up in the air presumably to demonstrate how much she lives her froufrou.
At the bottom, there was a small picture of the product and, in small writing "Expert care for down there" WTF?

I am now more determined than ever to redress the balance with my own range of intimate care products for men as the absence of any of these clearly is insinuating that women' s genitalia smells and men's don't.
I've just had a few ideas for slogans so far along the lines of "My tool is cool", "My cock rocks" and "My jizz is the biz". I'd be happy to hear ideas from anyone so that we can take the brand forward.

worraliberty Mon 18-Jul-11 11:55:13

My little fella's no longer a smella?

FoxyRevenger Mon 18-Jul-11 12:02:33

Erm....make sure your Peepee ain't weepy?

L8rAllig8r Mon 18-Jul-11 12:04:12

Wiener Cleaner: Wang, and the dirt is gone.

snoopdogg Mon 18-Jul-11 12:04:35

Don't let your penis be heinous

Winter wear - let your scrotum get a coat on

OpinionatedPlusSprogs Mon 18-Jul-11 12:10:28

Get your knob ready for the job.

allhailtheaubergine Mon 18-Jul-11 12:11:29

grin

For men who don't want a stinky winky.

babybarrister Mon 18-Jul-11 12:11:36

grin YANBU - foul advert

midoriway Mon 18-Jul-11 12:17:03

Does your schlong smell wrong?
Keeping your prick in good nick.

brambleschooks Mon 18-Jul-11 12:18:19

Make your winkle twinkle

saffronwblue Mon 18-Jul-11 12:18:37

Is your stiffy a bit whiffy?

giyadas Mon 18-Jul-11 12:19:03

YANBU - and they're everywhere. Just as I was reading this the 'FEMFRESH - sponsors of channel 5 weather' ad came on the tv.

OrdinaryJo Mon 18-Jul-11 12:20:39

Don't be a slob, polish your knob.

giyadas Mon 18-Jul-11 12:21:26

grin grin @ L8rAllig8r

NunTheWiser Mon 18-Jul-11 12:21:36

"For cocks that smell like a summer meadow..."

chocsway Mon 18-Jul-11 12:22:26

YANBU

Spuddybean Mon 18-Jul-11 12:37:20

i once saw a hair dye ad (american) which said 'mix a double batch and have a snatch to match' - i still laugh!!

bringmesunshine2009 Mon 18-Jul-11 12:54:38

so funny Spuddy!

upsylazy Mon 18-Jul-11 14:14:33

"Make sure your dangler spanglers" and "I'm adorin' my foreskin"

HowlingBitch Mon 18-Jul-11 14:21:41

Don't be thick! Clean your dick. hmm

TakeMeDrunkImHome Mon 18-Jul-11 14:28:07

Worra and alligator HAVE to win! They are fabulous!

TakeMeDrunkImHome Mon 18-Jul-11 14:29:55

I am happy to admit that I intend to pretend to anyone who will listen that I made them up myself. Sorry and all that...

TakeMeDrunkImHome Mon 18-Jul-11 14:35:25

Sorry OP - someone has beaten you to it www.bond.co.th/en/product.asp

TakeMeDrunkImHome Mon 18-Jul-11 14:36:19

Please take a moment to giggle at their slogan "it works hard, it plays hard, it gets hard" grin

snoopdogg Mon 18-Jul-11 14:37:49

'it works hard, it plays hard, it gets hard'

just wet myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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