to not want to "Woo woo my frou frou?"

[upsylazy]

I did post here a few weeks ago about these products questioning how necessary they are and, it's not that I'm getting obsessed by it or anything but I happened to see the above advert on a phone box yesterday and genuinely though I was hallucinating for a few minutes (I had had a few beers at lunchtime).
The full script read "Woo woo for your froufrou! Whaterer you call it, make sure you love it! THis was written over a large picture of an attractive young woman with long red hair, wearing a short summer dress and strappy high heeled sandals jumping up in the air presumably to demonstrate how much she lives her froufrou.
At the bottom, there was a small picture of the product and, in small writing "Expert care for down there" WTF?


I am now more determined than ever to redress the balance with my own range of intimate care products for men as the absence of any of these clearly is insinuating that women' s genitalia smells and men's don't.
I've just had a few ideas for slogans so far along the lines of "My tool is cool", "My cock rocks" and "My jizz is the biz". I'd be happy to hear ideas from anyone so that we can take the brand forward.

[worraliberty]

My little fella's no longer a smella?

[FoxyRevenger]

Erm....make sure your Peepee ain't weepy?

[L8rAllig8r]

Wiener Cleaner: Wang, and the dirt is gone.

[snoopdogg]

Don't let your penis be heinous

Winter wear - let your scrotum get a coat on

[OpinionatedPlusSprogs]

Get your knob ready for the job.

[allhailtheaubergine]

For men who don't want a stinky winky.

[midoriway]

Does your schlong smell wrong?
Keeping your prick in good nick.

[brambleschooks]

Make your winkle twinkle

[saffronwblue]

Is your stiffy a bit whiffy?

[giyadas]

YANBU - and they're everywhere. Just as I was reading this the 'FEMFRESH - sponsors of channel 5 weather' ad came on the tv.

[OrdinaryJo]

Don't be a slob, polish your knob.

[giyadas]

@ L8rAllig8r

[NunTheWiser]

"For cocks that smell like a summer meadow..."

[chocsway]

YANBU

[Spuddybean]

i once saw a hair dye ad (american) which said 'mix a double batch and have a snatch to match' - i still laugh!!

[bringmesunshine2009]

so funny Spuddy!

[upsylazy]

"Make sure your dangler spanglers" and "I'm adorin' my foreskin"

[HowlingBitch]

Don't be thick! Clean your dick.

[TakeMeDrunkImHome]

Worra and alligator HAVE to win! They are fabulous!

[TakeMeDrunkImHome]

I am happy to admit that I intend to pretend to anyone who will listen that I made them up myself. Sorry and all that...

[TakeMeDrunkImHome]

Sorry OP - someone has beaten you to it //www.bond.co.th/en/product.asp

[TakeMeDrunkImHome]

Please take a moment to giggle at their slogan "it works hard, it plays hard, it gets hard"

[snoopdogg]

'it works hard, it plays hard, it gets hard'

just wet myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[snoopdogg]

cross post - still laughing!