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...to think this is really fucking typical

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holyShmoley Fri 15-Jul-11 16:18:47

tonight isthe first night out DH and I are going out for a romantic dinner since god knows when, but before the twins were born:

This afternoon I've got my first period.
yeah thanks for that.

charliejosh Fri 15-Jul-11 16:20:05

Just dtd anyway - I would

AgentZigzag Fri 15-Jul-11 16:21:54

Don't let it put you off your lovely dinner out smile

How old are your twins?

JanMorrow Fri 15-Jul-11 16:21:57

Aw you wanted a shag or you just feel a bit icky? Or BOTH? Either way, you have my sympathies.

I never shag on the rag, too messy.

Riveninside Fri 15-Jul-11 16:22:01

Still go out to dinner though?

holyShmoley Fri 15-Jul-11 16:24:50

still out for dinner. 'afters' will only be at the resaurant, DH doesn't do Raspberry Coulis

IroningBoardForSurfBoard Fri 15-Jul-11 16:24:52

that's fucking rotten that

two paracetamol and plenty of water before you go out, helps with the water retention too

sad

StrandedBear Fri 15-Jul-11 16:28:41

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

AgentZigzag Fri 15-Jul-11 16:31:16

What a lovely little ditty stranded grin

bliss88 Fri 15-Jul-11 16:32:51

just get dh sooo bladder that he will be too tired for sex then you dont have to feel so shite! hahahahahaha! hope you have a fantastic evening enjoy it! xxx

professorsnape Fri 15-Jul-11 16:34:41

sorry to hear that holyschmoly

you'll still have a nice evening, a few glasses of vino would be nice and maybe a cuddle with DH?

Nothing else to add only to say hi as am a fellow mother of twins - DSs (identical) 11 months

how old are yours?

Ormirian Fri 15-Jul-11 16:38:04

Nooooo! Dinner out with your period. How will you cope. I think most restaurants allow menstruating women inside these days. Just try not to bleed on the chairs grin

Re the sex - don't let it bother you. I find it's often better during my period anyway and if your DH is squeamish tell him to keep his eyes shut...

pointydog Fri 15-Jul-11 16:46:08

excellent. Drink as much as you want, doesn't matter how tired you get.

verytellytubby Fri 15-Jul-11 16:52:15

Lie on a towel!

MiceHaveFeelingsToo Fri 15-Jul-11 17:32:25

Sex in the shower is fun too...

ChunkyMonkeyMother Fri 15-Jul-11 17:39:07

OMG [feeling rather faint emoticon]

I thought I was open minded but WHO came up with "If the rive runs red take the dirt track instead"? I can just see that on one of those nice little knitted signs you have in the kitchen

ZillionChocolate Fri 15-Jul-11 18:03:16

Please please can someone make a knitted sign? Or perhaps some distressed driftwood?

Smellslikecatpee Fri 15-Jul-11 19:07:17

OMG Raspberry Coulis, you cow, I just wasted a glass of wine over that
[wipes screen down, wonders how much is in bottle and should I send holyShmoley a bill?]


PS: have a lovely evening

wellamI1981 Fri 15-Jul-11 19:10:43

Crossstitched sign please! I'd buy it.

GotArt Fri 15-Jul-11 19:24:16

I'm a cross stitcher and I'm going to totally rip that idea off. grin Thanks Chunky

wellamI1981 Fri 15-Jul-11 19:35:19

Can you please do one for me GotArt? £20?

ChunkyMonkeyMother Fri 15-Jul-11 19:48:49

Ha ha only if I can have one! Or perhaps on one of those fancy cushions you throw off the chairs when nobodies looking

Or maybe ultra modern canvas style?

GotArt Fri 15-Jul-11 23:45:07

wellamI1981 Seriously. I would.

I've done fancy cushions... with pornographic imagery... actually, that's the cross stitching I do. grin

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