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startail Sun 10-Jul-11 23:04:26

He stinks of sweat and two stroke engines and now he wants to go to bed...

PamBeesly Sun 10-Jul-11 23:05:20

he should have one anyway, tell him a warm shower will make him sleep like a log, yuck for you if he doesn't

FabbyChic Sun 10-Jul-11 23:06:55

I'd not sleep in the same bed as someone who stank of sweat. Now the oil isn't too bad quite sexy, but sweaty balls? No thanks.

slartybartfast Sun 10-Jul-11 23:08:21

is male smell meant to be a bit of an aphrodisiac?

ChaoticAngelofGryffindor Sun 10-Jul-11 23:09:49

More like a turn off.


Vicky2011 Sun 10-Jul-11 23:12:00

you know YANBU

startail Sun 10-Jul-11 23:24:19

Two stroke oil and petrol off the hedge cutter is not sexy, it stinks!

mumblechum1 Sun 10-Jul-11 23:26:02

<<shakes herself out of 2nd favourite sexual fantasy about tree surgeons>> grin

FabbyChic Sun 10-Jul-11 23:29:16

Petrol mmmmmmmmmmmm

moondog Sun 10-Jul-11 23:32:28

I used to have a real thing for tree surgeons........ until one massacred my tree.

mumblechum1 Sun 10-Jul-11 23:34:06

It's the way they hang on nonchalently with one hand while smoking a fag, their chainsaw switched on and dangling by their side.

moondog Sun 10-Jul-11 23:42:18

Nowt like an unreconstructed bloke eh? Same with road workmen, My heart positively soars at seeing one of them reading the Sun, smoking a fag and eating a Pot noodle simultaneously. At 10:15 am.

startail Sun 10-Jul-11 23:58:12

Unfortunately, he's an unreconstructed geek who reads electronics magazinessad

tinkertitonk Mon 11-Jul-11 00:18:55

Have the shower with him, help him get nice and clean.

smallmotherbigheart Mon 11-Jul-11 00:24:55

My ex used to stink of shit some times.... I can say that now I dont like him. But at the time I just used to get him to run a bath in to which I would pour all my wonder smelling concoctions. Indeed it was my plan to remove the stench.... dickhead thought it was a sexual gesture.... win- win situation really..... except he didnt get none afterwards....!!

lovesicecream Mon 11-Jul-11 00:45:00

My dp works in construction, sometimes on roads moondog, though he doesn't eat pot noodles! He comes back pretty dirty which is quite sexy ( must have a thing about dirt, boots, hard hat and yellow vests) but he never smells of bo! ( just of concrete and stuff)

Smallmotherbigheart I hope you mean he smelt gross not of real shit!!!!?????

startail Mon 11-Jul-11 00:46:11

Actually shower having been had, I'm going to bed with himwink

TeamEdward Mon 11-Jul-11 00:48:34

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

startail Mon 11-Jul-11 01:04:01

Now I just need to find a way to clean husk mind.

SchrodingersMew Mon 11-Jul-11 02:10:02

Startail Must be a geek thing! My games designer partner has just been forced to shower!

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