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To Think This Family Is At Every School

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nomedoit Fri 08-Jul-11 15:03:42

They are. I have two children, moved around, been to lots of schools. They are always there. They turned up last night to pre-school parents evening.

Child: stunningly beautiful, trendily dressed, appallingly behaved, can't read.

Mum: Used to model, tall and blonde, dresses like a pole dancer, ignores child.

Dad: Surfer shorts, Blackberry, longish hair, dabbles in property/import-export.

AND, by the time the child leaves school this has always happened:

House repossessed

Dad has affair/tax investigation

Child goes to Art School.

CurrySpice Fri 08-Jul-11 15:05:36

Nope. Not at the school mine go to

dexter73 Fri 08-Jul-11 15:06:14

Wow I wish they had been at our school! No-one that exciting here much to my disappointment.

itisnearlysummer Fri 08-Jul-11 15:06:14

Nope not at my school.

VelveteenRabbit Fri 08-Jul-11 15:06:27

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Expelliarmus Fri 08-Jul-11 15:07:04

Nor mine. And mine have been to two schools.

kreecherlivesupstairs Fri 08-Jul-11 15:07:56

Nor mine. DD has been at three schools. First one was a mix of Thai bar girls who married well as mums, ex-prat mums and HI-SO mums.
Second the Dads were mainly oil traders and the Mums spent all day skiing.
Last one the parents are on the whole Indian and work as diamond traders.

KilledBill Fri 08-Jul-11 15:08:04

I live in a poor area so no, no daddies with blackberry's and jobs in property.

Twattish parents though, they are at every school.

MorticiaAddams Fri 08-Jul-11 15:08:41

I've never noticed them at our schools.

TheMagnificentBathykolpian Fri 08-Jul-11 15:10:06

Don't recognise that family profile either.

wahwahwah Fri 08-Jul-11 15:10:06

Hand up - Ooooh yesssss!
Wife generally an idlewife (often #2)

valiumredhead Fri 08-Jul-11 15:10:12

Errrr nope!

oohjarWhatsit Fri 08-Jul-11 15:11:31

cant say it rings a bell

itisnearlysummer Fri 08-Jul-11 15:11:54

On reflection, I think that there are people who meet the profiles at my DD's school, just not in the same family...

TheCrackFox Fri 08-Jul-11 15:12:21

nope, not ringing any bells.

Ormirian Fri 08-Jul-11 15:14:03

"Mum: Used to model, tall and blonde, dresses like a pole dancer, ignores child."

LOL ! Not at our school. She's have stood out like a sore thumb grin

Finallyspring Fri 08-Jul-11 15:15:36

Not in Sarf East London

MrsBuntyisRatherGrumpy Fri 08-Jul-11 15:21:46

Ermm, if they were at your preschool it's hardly surprising their stunning beautiful child can't read, is it? I haven't seen this family at every school I've been to, and we've moved a fair bit too. They sound interesting enough though...

whackamole Fri 08-Jul-11 15:23:41

Sadly, the mum and child sounds like my DSS and his mum sad aside from the badly behaved.

The stepdad I don't know about although I do know he is minted.

Ishani Fri 08-Jul-11 15:28:25

We have a trophy wife (yy number 2, would love to meet number 1), unfortunately she is just lovely and the children can read otherwise you'd love to hate her.

toddlerama Fri 08-Jul-11 15:28:27

I recognise this from our one and only foray into independant school. OP, for bunfight's sake, is this your search parameter?? wink

BadBagel Fri 08-Jul-11 15:32:12

nope, not at our schools

Bandwithering Fri 08-Jul-11 15:33:58

Not at my children's school either !!

although tbh, I don't know if other people's children are doing well at school. Or if they can read.

Bandwithering Fri 08-Jul-11 15:35:01

I mean, even the other children in my dc's class. I sometimes try and fish! Is Jake really clever then?? and my dc will just look at me like she either hasn't got a clue, how would she know, why do i want to know, and even (might be paranoid here) is that really an appropriate question mother.

SortingHardHat Fri 08-Jul-11 15:36:59

Yes we have trophy/bimbo mums at school and a few of the obligatory 'nu-dads' with their long hair, silly shorts, flip flops and stay at home "i believe in equality and would have a period if i could" attitudes. All their kids are indeed shits. Well dressed shits. But shits nonetheless.

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