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to be saddened thst WWF doesn't do minge or bumsex?

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ChaosTrulyReigns Fri 08-Jul-11 12:40:01


Triplicious as well.


EvenLessNarkyPuffin Fri 08-Jul-11 12:43:15

Pandas are quite conservative.

peggotty Fri 08-Jul-11 12:45:01

Wrestlers are kinky

StrandedHouseElf Fri 08-Jul-11 12:46:13

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kreecherlivesupstairs Fri 08-Jul-11 14:07:21

I am extremely confused.

SindyTellsMe Fri 08-Jul-11 14:08:10

"Pandas are quite conservative"


OTheHugeManatee Fri 08-Jul-11 14:09:42

Panda wrestling?

LineRunner Fri 08-Jul-11 14:10:35

Is Prince Phillip still the president?

BettySwollocksandaCrustyRack Fri 08-Jul-11 14:10:36

Randy Orton is a bit of allrights isnt he!! Yummy! Bet he could wrestle a panda.

Jajaswolefwoman Fri 08-Jul-11 14:11:07

This clearly has nothing at all to do with Prince Philip and his Pandas confused?

DooinMeCleanin Fri 08-Jul-11 14:11:18

Have you tried the monkies? I bet they'd be up for it [wunk]

PlentyOfPrimroses Fri 08-Jul-11 14:13:53

not what I heard ... grin

BumWiper Fri 08-Jul-11 14:16:38

Woman in Limerick had sex with a dog and died cause she had an allergic reaction.

The woman died,not the dog.

BettySwollocksandaCrustyRack Fri 08-Jul-11 14:18:59

Glad it wasnt the dog....was just gonna make a complaint to the doggie protection people ........... hmm.......wonder what killed her, brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "dogsbreath"

SindyTellsMe Fri 08-Jul-11 14:19:03


<wheeze> <rasp>

aliceliddell Fri 08-Jul-11 14:21:46

Did they do it doggy style? <clutches sides> <chokes> <falls over>

biddysmama Fri 08-Jul-11 14:22:18

maybe they do but they just dont fancy you?

aliceliddell Fri 08-Jul-11 14:23:27

Lady pandas only get preg after 5 or 6 man pandas. 1 is foreplay. They use IVF in China.

OTheHugeManatee Fri 08-Jul-11 14:33:08

Really? So lady pandas have to get jiggy with five or six man pandas in succession before getting their end away?

Sounds like those panda chaps need to up their game a bit. hmm

TinFairy Fri 08-Jul-11 14:47:55

Geeez...the panda population is in crisis. Encouraging bumsex is not helpful.

kreecherlivesupstairs Fri 08-Jul-11 14:51:45

I didn't know that alice. I do know that they are rubbish parents.
When we lived in Thailand, Chiang Mai zoo got a pair. The zoo wanted them to breed but the beasts weren't interested.
It got as far as panda porn where they installed telly's and showed pandas having sex in a continuous loop.

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles Fri 08-Jul-11 14:56:04

Is it Friday night already? grin

BulletWithAName Fri 08-Jul-11 14:57:09

Randy Orton <boak>

discobeaver Fri 08-Jul-11 15:39:46

And when pandas do breed, they usually have twins and reject one. Sniff.
If they have twins in zoos, the keepers rotate the cubs so the mother thinks she only has one baby.
It's as if they want to become extinct. Dumb monochrome bears.

TheFalcon Fri 08-Jul-11 15:48:37

Is this about saving animals or world wrestling? Or both?

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