To cringe

[BimboNo5]

When people update their facebook status regarding the fact they have had sex, i.e 'had some fun sexy time' and other idiotic type comments. Who needs to know except the parties involved in the 'sexy time'
Sorry its one of those things that annoy!

[ShatnersBassoon]

YANBU. How crass.

[Cattleprod]

Are you sure they haven't been fraped?

[QueenofDreams]

urgh!

I couldn't do that as my ILs are FB friends. I don't think MIL and SILs really want to know when DP has been getting laid! last night

[ENormaSnob]

Yadnbu

Calling it sexy time makes me heave.

[VelvetSnow]

perhaps the "fun sexy time" was a quote from Borat which was on Film4 last night?

[DoNotTakeMeSiriusly]

YANBU, they'll be uploading videos of the actual event next you mark my words..

..or have I been reading to much Ben Elton?

[VelvetSnow]

But yes, who gives a toss what "times" people are having. TMI and YANBU

[IroningBoardForSurfBoard]

really? do people do this? have sex and then post on fb about it?



eewwww

[wahwahwah]

It just sounds like they dont speak English very well.

[TillyIpswitch]

Not one of my friends has done this, ever. Anyone that has to tell the world about it, clearly isn't getting anywhere near enough - fact.

And anyone that that did this AND used the phrase 'sexy time' would be deleted forthwith.

[CoffeeIsMyFriend]

ooh definite cringe. ILs are also on my fb page. Doubt they would want to know when we had 'sexy time'

[BimboNo5]

I had a work colleague who was hideous (and an older lady) and she used to tell us non stop about her sex life, come into work covered in love bites and show us texts of a sexual nature her hubby had sent her. I think it would have been easier if it was a FB friend as i'd have been able to hide it!

[IroningBoardForSurfBoard]

ahem........ older women do have sex you know, and get sexy texts. i have heard


but the love bites are reet trampy

[nenevomito]

Sexy time? [boak emoticon]

If they're going to be so crass as to tell everyone on FB that they had a shag, the least they could do was be a bit more inventive.

"Rode the one eye'd pony to orgasmville" would be much better IMO.

[AxlRose]

I know someone who FB's her OH in the other room saying "How about....?" and "Come upstairs....." and "Time for......?"

Yuk yuk yuk!

[DriverDan]

I have two friends on fb who are heavily pregnant and both have had statuses along the lines of "Really fed up, can't wait till DP gets home for lots of sex to get this baby out!!" I really don't need to know!

[lauzb]

Ick - just Ick

[BimboNo5]

ahem........ older women do have sex you know, and get sexy texts. i have heard wink


So do the younger ones- but manage to get their endaway without making a huge song and dance about it

[IroningBoardForSurfBoard]

ok, i was just a bit miffed (not muffed ) at the and older lady part of your message

[BimboNo5]

It was only to try and explain a picture of her- you have to really know her to appreciate it though lol

[IronOrchid]

YANBU - one of my friends substitutes sex with 'snuggles' as in 'cant wait to meet man 2nite for snuggles, lol' in not-so-subtle nudge/wink style.

No one gives a shit if you're in for a good seeing to. S'crass and whatnot.

[eurochick]

Who TF does this?!?

[biddysmama]

someone wrote on fb the other day

"I must admit, every so often when I have one of those REAL contractions that gives a nice tug on my cervix ... I get all excited and tingly and incredibly turned on. :-D"


i thought that was a little wierd

[biddysmama]

my sisters at uni and gets fraped alot, not nice to see that and y grandads unfriended a few faily members because of frapes

[PrincessScrumpy]

I think my fb friends may be different to yours - (never written anything like it - although technically announcing pg is like announcing I've done it at least once with dh!)

I did have a colleague who left his wife and wrote openly on his wall with his new lover. I commented to him that he might want to keep his comments private and turned out he thought it was and didn't realise it was coming up on my homepage! However, he carried on and it was graphic beyond belief. I deleted him as a friend.