Talk

Advanced search

To wear my judgey pants to Ladies Day at Newmarket?

(17 Posts)
Saggyoldclothcatpuss Thu 07-Jul-11 22:51:01

I went there to work today. I have never seen so many badly dressed, Badly coordinated, over exposed, orange faced mingers in my life! confused I dont think I saw five women all day who managed not to look like they had covered themselves in glue and run through a clothing factory!

worraliberty Thu 07-Jul-11 22:51:51

If your judgey pants have a matching designer hat...YANBU

FunnysInTheGarden Thu 07-Jul-11 22:53:16

not at all, just don't let them know or they might twat you.......!

rubyrubyruby Thu 07-Jul-11 22:55:07

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Saggyoldclothcatpuss Thu 07-Jul-11 22:55:27

My judgey pants are fushia pink satin, with a matching ostrich feather fascinator, and a lime green bra top! confused

DogsBestFriend Thu 07-Jul-11 22:55:29

YABU for reserving your judgeypants for other people's dress sense instead of the appalling cruelty behind horseracing.

Once you've judged the animal abusers, then you can judge the orange faced mingers! grin

Saggyoldclothcatpuss Thu 07-Jul-11 22:56:48

My shoes are six inch electric blue hooker shoes with two inch platforms!

worraliberty Thu 07-Jul-11 22:56:53

Hmm if they're fushia pink jeggings I almost fancy you myself grin

shock

HidinginaHardHat Thu 07-Jul-11 22:57:44

I really honestly do not get the orange face/black hair/gold jewellery/talon length white tipped finger nails look. I saw a lovely example the other day in a black strapless (elasticated boob bit) maxi dress and some delightful oversized stacked cork type heel wedge arrangement complete with ankle tattoo. She looked like prime marriage material to me grin

L8rAllig8r Thu 07-Jul-11 22:58:56

YABU to go anywhere in Newmarket. It's a shithole.

DogsBestFriend Thu 07-Jul-11 23:00:54

L8r, so true! Newmarket is awful... all of it!

catgirl1976 Thu 07-Jul-11 23:16:15

YANBU - Ascot even had to bring in a ban on streaky fake tan. Its endemic, its horrible and its seeping in to all areas of society. Vile.

CocoPopsAddict Thu 07-Jul-11 23:19:15

Should have gone to Ascot...

Saggyoldclothcatpuss Thu 07-Jul-11 23:19:20

And whats worse than the fake tan, is the totally untanned, total milkbottle white, stick like legs, with the giant shoes on the end!

worraliberty Thu 07-Jul-11 23:24:46

You sure that wasn't a horse?

How many shoes did it have? grin

Saggyoldclothcatpuss Thu 07-Jul-11 23:29:50

not unless horses wear royal blue mini dresses, no! grin

worraliberty Thu 07-Jul-11 23:44:06

Princess Anne?

Join the discussion

Join the discussion

Registering is free, easy, and means you can join in the discussion, get discounts, win prizes and lots more.

Register now