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to feel absolutely sexhausted?

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ChaosTrulyReigns Wed 06-Jul-11 21:11:29

I am shattered.

There's just under 70 things I need to get done before the end of sperm.

I just feel like I'm going down with no sight of anything pleasant looming over me.

Anyone else just shagged and holding their breath in anticipation of that blessed relief sweeping over them when the break finally comes?

[sigh]

wem Wed 06-Jul-11 21:13:33

...?

flipthefrog Wed 06-Jul-11 21:14:45

you shagged before 9.30 pm on a school night?

K999 Wed 06-Jul-11 21:15:01

I find that being shagged AND holding my breath results in the most fantastic orgasms....wink but not for the faint hearted grin

LaWeasel Wed 06-Jul-11 21:22:09

gringringrin

That is all.

flipthefrog Wed 06-Jul-11 21:22:14

didn't michael hutchence try that k999?

<don't try that at home folks >grin

TakeMeDrunkImHome Wed 06-Jul-11 21:23:07

(Was it the council man who wouldn't take the bin shock?)

Valpollicella Wed 06-Jul-11 23:09:04

The end of sperm?

<brain expodes>

You'll be there a loooong time, my friend, if you try to be there till the end of sprem.

HuwEdwards Wed 06-Jul-11 23:10:09

What??

TattyDevine Wed 06-Jul-11 23:11:26

I know Val it just keeps coming!!!

DontGoCurly Wed 06-Jul-11 23:13:13

Yeh, I used to surrender but now I just don't bother!

He's got a hand ffs....wink

AtYourCervix Wed 06-Jul-11 23:16:18

i'm so shagged i ache from top to bottom.

ChaosTrulyReigns Thu 07-Jul-11 14:02:30

K999, sex tips were so not what I was looking for but takes notes anyway.

grin

InTheNightKitchen Thu 07-Jul-11 14:04:21

Is this a thread about how teachers don't DTD in termtime?

ChaosTrulyReigns Thu 07-Jul-11 14:16:17

Darling Twin Daughters?

confused

InTheNightKitchen Thu 07-Jul-11 14:52:28

Don't worry, you'll remember what in means in 2 and a half weeks smile

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