We had something similar a few years back, they came really early and our bin wasn't out. Dh rang and they refused too, until dh politely informed them if they didn't the rubbish bin would be delivered to and emptied in the foyer of the council offices. They sent out another truck.
You loon. You know people are going to take you seriously and give you loads of abuse and humfy faces, don't you?
you do this a lot.
Are you a masochist?
Actually, I do have an overflowing bin. I'm heading to the recyc tomorrow with a stinky bin liner in the boot. The car will smell like week old kippers and epoisses de bourgogne for the next three weeks (despite neither being in the bag )
Now listen Madam, if you hadn't gone outside whilst "getting dressed" perhaps the poor refuse collectors wouldn't have been traumatised by your bare breasts wagging in the wind and would have taken your bin. Think on.