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to have trodden shite all over the bedroom carpet this morning?

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LindyHemming Tue 05-Jul-11 09:33:00

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ssd Tue 05-Jul-11 09:34:36


TheFarSideOfFuck Tue 05-Jul-11 09:35:13

erm, where did this poo come from ? confused

did you miss the toilet ?

did you have a cube of it hangin' out yo' ass ?

what ?

Ealingkate Tue 05-Jul-11 09:35:33

Where did this poo come from?

LindyHemming Tue 05-Jul-11 09:36:13

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TheFarSideOfFuck Tue 05-Jul-11 09:37:09

oh, God help ya

FunnysInTheGarden Tue 05-Jul-11 09:38:08

and you are telling everyone? Seriously, some things need to be kept private.

TheFarSideOfFuck Tue 05-Jul-11 09:39:21

I think OP is in shock

have some hot, sweet tea

and get the Old folk's Home on speed dial

LindyHemming Tue 05-Jul-11 09:41:31

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dickiedavisthunderthighs Tue 05-Jul-11 09:50:51

You've given MNetters something but I don't think it's a laugh.

smartyparts Tue 05-Jul-11 09:52:19

Good grief.

Geordieminx Tue 05-Jul-11 09:52:23

Sorry why is this in AIBU?????

TheFarSideOfFuck Tue 05-Jul-11 10:24:49

I laughed anyway, but I am in a strange mood today grin

GiveMeSomeSpace Tue 05-Jul-11 10:26:37

Cheered me up grin

Fifis25StottieCakes Tue 05-Jul-11 10:31:49

Ha Ha Ha grin

Its in AIBU so we can say she's BU shitting on the floor

GiveMeSomeSpace Tue 05-Jul-11 10:36:21

Fifi totally agree.


Marne Tue 05-Jul-11 10:41:01

Thank you for making me laugh grin, you have made my day.

And yes YABU for treading shit into the carpet smile.

Annpan88 Tue 05-Jul-11 11:33:34

I found it funny...

takethisonehereforastart Tue 05-Jul-11 11:51:36

Ha! Normally I can try to console people by saying "well we've all done it."

But I've never done that! grin

I must be in the strange mood too because your explanation of how the poo got there made me laugh too.

superjobeespecs Tue 05-Jul-11 11:57:02

haha poo grin that was funny and today it hurts to laugh but that was worth it!! poor soul you are wink

shuffleballchange Tue 05-Jul-11 12:33:00

Stories about poo always make me laugh grin

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