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to have trodden shite all over the bedroom carpet this morning?

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Euphemia Tue 05-Jul-11 09:33:00

I don't know how it happened. (Well actually I think I do.)

I looked behind me and there was a smear of shite every half a metre. blush

I looked down and I had poo ON MY BIG TOE and I had trodden it right across the beige bedroom carpet.

If DD had done that, I'd have gone through her! grin

Any clumsy twattishness you'd like to share to make me feel better?

ssd Tue 05-Jul-11 09:34:36


TheFarSideOfFuck Tue 05-Jul-11 09:35:13

erm, where did this poo come from ? confused

did you miss the toilet ?

did you have a cube of it hangin' out yo' ass ?

what ?

Ealingkate Tue 05-Jul-11 09:35:33

Where did this poo come from?

Euphemia Tue 05-Jul-11 09:36:13

I think a wee dag must have popped out when I farted. blush

Then fell onto the bathroom floor when I was sitting on the toilet. grin

What a twit! grin

TheFarSideOfFuck Tue 05-Jul-11 09:37:09

oh, God help ya

FunnysInTheGarden Tue 05-Jul-11 09:38:08

and you are telling everyone? Seriously, some things need to be kept private.

TheFarSideOfFuck Tue 05-Jul-11 09:39:21

I think OP is in shock

have some hot, sweet tea

and get the Old folk's Home on speed dial

Euphemia Tue 05-Jul-11 09:41:31

Other than DH, I haven't told anyone in real life. grin I just thought I might give MNetters a laugh. grin

dickiedavisthunderthighs Tue 05-Jul-11 09:50:51

You've given MNetters something but I don't think it's a laugh.

smartyparts Tue 05-Jul-11 09:52:19

Good grief.

Geordieminx Tue 05-Jul-11 09:52:23

Sorry why is this in AIBU?????

TheFarSideOfFuck Tue 05-Jul-11 10:24:49

I laughed anyway, but I am in a strange mood today grin

GiveMeSomeSpace Tue 05-Jul-11 10:26:37

Cheered me up grin

Fifis25StottieCakes Tue 05-Jul-11 10:31:49

Ha Ha Ha grin

Its in AIBU so we can say she's BU shitting on the floor

GiveMeSomeSpace Tue 05-Jul-11 10:36:21

Fifi totally agree.


Marne Tue 05-Jul-11 10:41:01

Thank you for making me laugh grin, you have made my day.

And yes YABU for treading shit into the carpet smile.

Annpan88 Tue 05-Jul-11 11:33:34

I found it funny...

Ha! Normally I can try to console people by saying "well we've all done it."

But I've never done that! grin

I must be in the strange mood too because your explanation of how the poo got there made me laugh too.

superjobeespecs Tue 05-Jul-11 11:57:02

haha poo grin that was funny and today it hurts to laugh but that was worth it!! poor soul you are wink

shuffleballchange Tue 05-Jul-11 12:33:00

Stories about poo always make me laugh grin

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