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To go to the toilet manually?

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Docky81 Sun 03-Jul-11 19:55:16

I have a constipation problem so I tend to stick my fingers up my bum and manually pull poo out sometimes. Obviously I give my hands a good wash afterwards with anti-bacterial gel. I let this slip to DP last night and he said I was disgusting and wierd and he couldn't stop going on about it. I didn't think it was a big deal and no different to pulling bogies out of your nose.

JuanShite Sun 03-Jul-11 19:56:32

Your shit must be pretty solid if you can do that.mine is all squashy and would just squidge up

JuanShite Sun 03-Jul-11 19:57:19

bogies are a different matter as you can get your nail behind them

CogitoErgoSometimes Sun 03-Jul-11 19:57:22

YABU... get yourself to a GP for some proper constipation advice and treatment.

activate Sun 03-Jul-11 19:57:27

what has your GP said?

manual evacuation should not be a regular necessity - but rather an extreme

Docky81 Sun 03-Jul-11 19:57:37

mine is rock hard sad that's part of the problem.

Tchootnika Sun 03-Jul-11 19:58:13

Are you an accountant, Docky?

strandedbear Sun 03-Jul-11 19:58:20

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

CogitoErgoSometimes Sun 03-Jul-11 19:58:57

<Works it out with a pencil, you mean? wink>

DoMeDon Sun 03-Jul-11 19:59:14

YANBU - had hideous constipation when pg and had to pull it out too <yuck> What can you do when it's half in/out and agonising? Admit I shared and it went down like a lead balloon - think some men like to imagine women don't poo/fart or anything not like a 'laydeeee' - odd!

HazeltheMcWitch Sun 03-Jul-11 19:59:26

Whitney famously said that Bobby Brown did this for her... maybe you could suggest this to your DP?

buzzsore Sun 03-Jul-11 19:59:46

YABU to share this with your dp and with us. And improve your diet, fgs.

BluddyMoFo Sun 03-Jul-11 20:00:01

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DoMeDon Sun 03-Jul-11 20:00:04

Lactulose is my tip de jour - HTH

Tchootnika Sun 03-Jul-11 20:00:21

CES you ruined my little joke. angry

Did you hear the one about the smelly baker. though?

CogitoErgoSometimes Sun 03-Jul-11 20:01:00

Go on...

Tchootnika Sun 03-Jul-11 20:02:14

He kneaded a poo! grin grin grin

TheGashlycrumbTinies Sun 03-Jul-11 20:02:17

Yup, he kneaded a poo...

LostMyIdentityAlongTheWay Sun 03-Jul-11 20:02:28

Look, why is this on AIBU?

Isn't there a chatboard more related to this?

Christ on a crutch, I nearly lost my supper just then.

<polishes her AIBU-thread-police-button>

Docky81 Sun 03-Jul-11 20:02:45

well I just stick my finger and thumb up there and pull it out. Sometimes I have to dig at it for a while with my nail which I hate because the stain doesn't come off for ages sad There is like a little shelf up there too where it seems to get stuck so I have to guide it around there.

I've just taken some lactolose actually but there is a big lump of sugar at the bottom of the bottle and it puts me off.

LostMyIdentityAlongTheWay Sun 03-Jul-11 20:03:11

(and I'd certainly wait until the DP was a DH before venturing information like that. It could make all the difference, that's all I'm saying....wink)

buzzsore Sun 03-Jul-11 20:03:38

A lump of sugar puts you off! grin

Tchootnika Sun 03-Jul-11 20:04:34

Enough shit jokes for now.
Was just trying to help OP. (You know, 'laughed, I nearly shat', and that.)

MissVerinder Sun 03-Jul-11 20:06:03

Bloody hell! Get thee to an apothecary.

Seriously? The sugar puts you off?

Isn't that better than manual evacuation? Get some rubber gloves

Al0uiseG Sun 03-Jul-11 20:06:12

Psyllium Husk capsules. Other than that recommendation I'm not engaging with a poo thread.

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