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I am becomming an expert on KEW in South West London

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GabbyLoggon Sat 02-Jul-11 12:51:40

KEWdrop on roses and KEWdrops on kittens.

I weave frozen KEWdrops into warm mittens.

KEW, KEW. KEW kew is a bit of a farce
stick a bannan right up your bum

GabbyLoggon Sat 02-Jul-11 13:05:39

KEW by night is a fabulous sight
you can hear bats copulate in the sky

I saw a drunk/ who took out his trunk

And was cheered as a copper passed by

irishqueen Sat 02-Jul-11 14:06:28

oh gabby you need some help?
YABU

kreecherlivesupstairs Sat 02-Jul-11 14:14:14

Do you have someone IRL to talk to? I know in the past I've accused you of being odd, but you seem to ahve crossed into something else recently.

corlan Sat 02-Jul-11 14:28:35

YABU.

(You are also being what the young folks call, 'random')

GabbyLoggon Sat 02-Jul-11 17:13:53

well, dont expect wikipedia from me. MyKEW review will be to some extent piss take.Have KEWSTERS all got flowers growing out of their ears? Does a rabbit hutch cost 25 grand? How snobbish is the district? Does it have a council estate.? Are GATED houses common? cant imagine they have a large burglary rate. Rich people get looked after well by the police. Is oval balls Kenny Logan their most famous resident? Does binge drinking occur in a rich area like KEW? Is the richond and twickenham times the only newspaper? Whats the local radio station? Aivate schools I wouldimagine?

GabbyLoggon Sat 02-Jul-11 17:15:43

I think I said Private schools at the end

GabbyLoggon Sat 02-Jul-11 17:18:20

KEW has a famous history. I would like to look at it to see if the imageis matched by the reality. I dont have to ask if it has a Tory MP? (Though I have heard Vince Cables name mentioned)

Gabbyloggan Sat 02-Jul-11 17:28:19

I am not a Tory MP or Vince Cable but I am a fuckwit, of course. Ignore me

kreecherlivesupstairs Sat 02-Jul-11 17:31:13

How did your posts change from beige in the last three to ordinary in the last?
Seriously, Gabby, I am a tiny bit concerned for your mental health at the moment. You've always been 'random' but you seem something else at the moment.
Have your replaced glue with alcohol?

kreecherlivesupstairs Sat 02-Jul-11 17:32:21

I see now, you became Loggon to loggan. Do be careful when you start to reply to your own posts.

Sausagesarenottheonlyfruit Sat 02-Jul-11 17:47:40

Kreecher, do you think we're witnessing a mental collapse here?

I do recall Gabby saying he was unwell at one point and on a variety of medication, perhaps that could be a factor. confused

sparky246 Sat 02-Jul-11 18:01:01

yep-i agree with Kreecher
Gabby-is there anyone you could call and get some help?

kreecherlivesupstairs Sat 02-Jul-11 18:10:04

Sausages, yes I honestly do belive that. Yesterday he was posting all manner of extrememly random nonsense and something about talking out of your fanny IIRC
Sparky, thanks for backing me up.
Gabby, come back and tell us you have been on the sauce.

sparky246 Sat 02-Jul-11 18:37:35

Kreecher-i think gabby is a bit unusual[meant in a nice way]but this seems to be above unusual doesnt it.
im actually concerned about the guy[gabby is a guy?]

corlan Sat 02-Jul-11 19:16:55

I was looking at roses earlier. I saw one called 'Kew rambler' and thought of you smile

kaumana Sat 02-Jul-11 21:34:48

I too am concerned about Gabby, has he posted under his alter ego? Can't remember what it is otherwise I'd check.

He's always been a bit random/ unusual, to say the least in his posts but he does seem to have crossed a point recently.

CocoPopsAddict Sat 02-Jul-11 21:36:57

Kew is great. I went to Kew Gardens the other day.

kreecherlivesupstairs Sun 03-Jul-11 07:02:00

Sparky, yes I think he is a man. He has commented on his wife in the past IIRC.

GabbyLoggon Sun 03-Jul-11 09:54:56

yes, I see te Kew fan club is aLIVE AND POSTING. (AS FOR PEOPLES GENDEROF MUMSNET...IT IS NOT ALWAYS EASY TO TELL..YOU HAVE TO TAKESOME THINGS ON TRUST ....SOMETIME STYLE WILL GIVE AWAY GENDER. WOMEN DSONT SWEAR AS MUCHAS MEN. OR BOAST ABOUT SEXUAL CONQUEST. BUT I DONT KNOW ABOUT KEW PERSONALITY TRAITS. THIS COMP SEEMS TO HAVE A CAPITAL COMPLEX.

OracleInaCoracle Sun 03-Jul-11 09:55:48

yabu

GabbyLoggon Sun 03-Jul-11 09:58:11

hAVE I BEEN TOLD IF KEW OR RICHMOND HAS A COUNCIL ESTATE THEY CANT ALL LIVE IN GATED MANSIONS. i THINK gl LIVES UNDERGROUND. THE FANS ARE A NUISANCE. ESPECIALLY IN A POWER CUT.

GabbyLoggon Sun 03-Jul-11 09:59:46

i Cant imagine KEW havinga primark...or a pound shop

CogitoErgoSometimes Sun 03-Jul-11 10:00:09

You're losing it Grubbymoron, old chap. Get some help.

GabbyLoggon Sun 03-Jul-11 10:28:59

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