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To not give a fuck about the jeffing zombies!

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AmazingBouncingFerret Fri 01-Jul-11 22:02:21

Just seen an advert for a new Tv programme on FX called Falling Skies. It's about Earth being attacked by Aliens and the stories of the survivors!

How do we plan for this? I think the Oh Fuck rucksack wouldnt cut it... sad

How do we escape?
What do we do?
I'm afraid...

RoyalWelsh Fri 01-Jul-11 22:05:44

I'm thinking underground tunnel systems complete with complex yet effective lighting systems to allow the production of fruit/veg/crops. And survival without rickets. Aliens wont know where to find us <snigger>

We had best get digging now though.

confuseddotcodotuk Fri 01-Jul-11 22:05:51

.... What's your zombie plan?


YANBU, zombies are the new 'end of the world' scenario at the moment I think.

confuseddotcodotuk Fri 01-Jul-11 22:07:03

OO, I read that wrong, I saw 'zombies' instead of aliens. Dammit.

Big guns?

AmazingBouncingFerret Fri 01-Jul-11 22:07:39

No I'm thinking fuck it, throw me to the zombies if we get attacked by evil aliens.

KeepingUpWithTheCojones Fri 01-Jul-11 22:07:48

Tunnels are good. Perhaps Fantastic Mr Fox style, dependent on alien diet, obviously.

AmazingBouncingFerret Fri 01-Jul-11 22:08:38

Should we start saving used tissues so we could try killing them off with the common cold?

KeepingUpWithTheCojones Fri 01-Jul-11 22:09:41

won't we need some kind of back story to get the tissues near them?

CubiksRube Fri 01-Jul-11 22:10:31

Really annoyed that everyone likes zombies now ... I was afraid of zombies first. sulky face Suggest you all read The Zombie Survival Guide. And buy a bike.

If it's aliens on the other hand, we're fucked. Pray that Doctor Who exists! grin

southeastastra Fri 01-Jul-11 22:11:50

i don't either am with you 100% op

though night of the living dead is a classic movie

Smellslikecatpee Fri 01-Jul-11 22:22:23


I have a rucksack

I have much wine

I have downloaded the Zombie survival guide book on my kindle

I have charged my kindle

I have discussed this with OH

Indian culture has no history of zombies or aliens

Therefore ipso facto Zombies/ Aliens hate curry/dhal etc.

Admittedly mine will be a drunk curry fart smelling house but NO Zombies/ Aliens


chubbly Fri 01-Jul-11 22:29:50

I'm being drunk dim, what's in the rucksack?
I'd baricade myself in the house and wait it out; plus going on catspees suggestion I have tinned dahl to throw at them.

Maryz Fri 01-Jul-11 22:30:50

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

IamtheZombie Fri 01-Jul-11 22:33:47

Did someone call?

chubbly Fri 01-Jul-11 22:36:17

<offers last night's korma>

IamtheZombie Fri 01-Jul-11 22:37:22

Korma? KORMA?

Zombies require Vindaloo.

Honeydragon Fri 01-Jul-11 22:38:33

If the Aliens are clever enough to make craft that cros the universe, do you not think they can work out shovels?

Honeydragon Fri 01-Jul-11 22:38:44


IamtheZombie Fri 01-Jul-11 22:39:46

Zombies do not work out. With or without shovels.

AmazingBouncingFerret Fri 01-Jul-11 22:40:12

No no non on on no! ##
We are talking ALIENS! not zombies. Zombies are ickle teeny tiny cute kittens compared to evil aliens.

We need a better plan!

aliens have intelligence. Aliens have firepower.
Aliens are superior.

We are going to die.

Help us.

KeepingUpWithTheCojones Fri 01-Jul-11 22:42:56

Aliens must have a flaw, a weakness, an achilles' heel.

We just need to find it.

<nods sagely>

IamtheZombie Fri 01-Jul-11 22:42:58

I am not a kitten. Cute or otherwise.

Where do you think the aliens learned their craft?

Honeydragon Fri 01-Jul-11 22:42:59

pmsl at Zombie kittens

KeepingUpWithTheCojones Fri 01-Jul-11 22:43:48

Curry, for example.

<smothers self in dhal>

chubbly Fri 01-Jul-11 22:45:33

Ohhh aliens... Er I have zilcho plans.
Let's face it, if they've come this far, they have better technology and maybe far more advanced than us. We're either all dead or we become their pets.

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