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could you suggest a diet for MP eric pickles?

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GabbyLoggon Thu 30-Jun-11 16:55:34

please

GypsyMoth Thu 30-Jun-11 16:56:47

why?

smallwhitecat Thu 30-Jun-11 16:57:06

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GypsyMoth Thu 30-Jun-11 17:01:39

think they are low carb??

GabbyLoggon Thu 30-Jun-11 17:01:59

I asked my nurse wife if his problem was medical or overeating. She thought thlatter; but i am not so sure. I think he started off as abradford labour councillor.

GypsyMoth Thu 30-Jun-11 17:03:14

how is your wife qualified to diagnose him?? she's only a nurse!!

is he her patient then?

GabbyLoggon Thu 30-Jun-11 17:04:21

you could say why? to life itself Tiffany Taboo. whypost if you have no interest in anything. Go and read up on shakespear. Or the Beano

CogitoErgoSometimes Thu 30-Jun-11 17:04:59

Eric Pickles is fat??? Is that what passes for biting satire where you come from Gabby.... hmm?

GabbyLoggon Fri 01-Jul-11 14:38:28

He is actually billy bunteresque fat and that cannot be unoticed by him or anyone else. He is also a rather offensive Tory when interviewed.

CogitoErgoSometimes Fri 01-Jul-11 14:56:32

And it's OK to poke fun at a fat person, just because he's fat? If you don't like the man's politics, fair enough. But why bring personal appearance into it?

GrimmaTheNome Fri 01-Jul-11 14:59:53

How about one which starts with not buying excess food in the first place, so that he realises weekly bin collections really are not necessary?

GabbyLoggon Fri 01-Jul-11 15:02:35

Personal appearance is the first we see of anyone. (Gabby Logan spends thousands on frocks she knows what impresses) Grimma He has a special daily bin collection in the PICKLES WAGGON

CogitoErgoSometimes Fri 01-Jul-11 15:56:48

So after you've clocked someone's personal appearance and decided they're e fat you'd kick off the conversations by suggesting they should go on a diet? Or would you check out their politics first....?

kreecherlivesupstairs Fri 01-Jul-11 15:59:29

He used to be our local MP when we lived in Essex. He was a pompous prick, but I never held his size against him.
I imagine you are the epiome of body beautiful Gabby. I've heard that sniffing glue supresses the appetite

GabbyLoggon Fri 01-Jul-11 16:38:03

i am 14 st luk like Danny kaye before he died a bitlike robin day

Andrewofgg Fri 01-Jul-11 18:36:19

The same as any ordinary fat slob . . . times five.

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