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to feel jealous of a gay hairdresser...

(40 Posts)
DonWimble Wed 29-Jun-11 21:38:41

..running his hands through the wifes hair?

This morning DW went for her hair cutting. me and ds (3) went shopping then called in hairdresses to wait for DW. I sat watching him run his greasy hand through her hair whilst giving her the chat

It just was wrong

BornInAfrica Wed 29-Jun-11 21:39:16

biscuit

Euphemia Wed 29-Jun-11 21:39:40

Wanker

ThisIsJustASagaNow Wed 29-Jun-11 21:41:59

confused

It's just a haircut.

ThisIsJustASagaNow Wed 29-Jun-11 21:42:39

'the wife'hmm

IWannaGetFiscal Wed 29-Jun-11 21:45:23

You clearly need to buy some new padlocks as the ones you had her chained to the sink with have failed. Goddamn "the wife". Cuckoo.

Yes it's a common ailment of the gay man that, greasy hand.

Did you roll up your sleeves, loosen your braces, clench your fists and shout "why i oughta......"

BooyHoo Wed 29-Jun-11 21:47:23

how do you know his hair was greasy and how was it wrong for a hairdresser to touch her hair. what did you expect him to use to do her hair?

BooyHoo Wed 29-Jun-11 21:47:56

hand was greasy

DonWimble Wed 29-Jun-11 21:53:39

BooyHoo
he was using Alterna Ten to rub in her hair and that is greasy

Perhaps he should have put a pudding bowl on her head and snipped round it with the garden shears?

I bet that's what you do....wink

hester Thu 30-Jun-11 07:59:59

What would you want him to do - perhaps dunk a broom in the hair product and apply it to her barnet from a distance of three feet, to avoid contaminating her with any of his gay germs?

iscream Thu 30-Jun-11 08:07:44

What is it were a gay woman doing her hair?
Or worse...a Brazilian wax? grin

VivaLeBeaver Thu 30-Jun-11 08:11:49

God if this is how you feel about a hairdresser please don't ever go to a gynae appt with her.

BooyHoo Thu 30-Jun-11 09:09:43

so he was rubbing a product into her hair yet you object to teh touching of the hair and the greasiness of his hands? how the fuck else did you expect the product to get in her hair and how on earth do you expect it thappen without said product actually touching her hair? you absoloute weirdo.

MrsLevinson Thu 30-Jun-11 09:13:10

How do you know he was gay?

MissVerinder Thu 30-Jun-11 09:14:43

Did you sweep the bits up from the floor after, so he didn't have even a little bit of "the wife" left?

Have you made it into a little cushion?

Seriously. Get a life.

mumblechum1 Thu 30-Jun-11 09:16:28

I think this is a windup.

MrsLevinson Thu 30-Jun-11 09:17:50

I think a wind up too.

itisnearlysummer Thu 30-Jun-11 09:23:23

This is clearly a wind up.

The hairdresser was giving his wife "the chat"?

He's gay!

SpringHeeledJack Thu 30-Jun-11 09:25:21

snort

TeddyMcardle Thu 30-Jun-11 09:27:01

Dear me.

kreecherlivesupstairs Thu 30-Jun-11 09:31:26

I am with the OP on this. It is a rule. All hairdressers, particularly the male or female ones are gay. I know my niece is, despite her wedding to her fiancee and her two children. The last two things are a fact and I belived them to be a beard so nobody knows she is a lezzer.
Grow up OP.

MarioandLuigi Thu 30-Jun-11 09:32:54

Have exams finished now?

MarioandLuigi Thu 30-Jun-11 09:34:25

Either that or a product plug!

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