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arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I am having a scream who wants to join me?

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TheLadyEvenstar Wed 29-Jun-11 20:49:20


AuntieMonica Wed 29-Jun-11 20:50:14

proffers yet more wine / brew soothing hot/cold flannels

wanna shoulder massage?

kando Wed 29-Jun-11 20:52:50

I'll join you TLE .... [screams even more loudly than dd2 who is currently "giving it laldy" upstairs]

Doesn't really feel that much better, so I'll have some wine too

DonWimble Wed 29-Jun-11 20:53:55

I am having a bottle of wine and cooking a ten bob nasty

no screaming here

TheLadyEvenstar Wed 29-Jun-11 20:55:23

I fear if I start on the wine then I'll never stop

MissMaryofSweden Wed 29-Jun-11 20:57:42

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

MissMaryofSweden Wed 29-Jun-11 20:58:14

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CarnivalBizarre Wed 29-Jun-11 20:59:41

I will join you in a scream but I fear it will have to be an internal one as I cannot open my mouth wide enough for a full on shriek due to a rogue wisdom tooth giving me frigging hell sad

I think I will self medicate with a few cheeky vodkas as the kids aren't in school tomorrow

<slinks of to find a straw to imbibe voddy>

AuntieMonica Wed 29-Jun-11 20:59:52

is a ten bob nasty the same as bread and niffit?

AchtungBaby Wed 29-Jun-11 21:05:54


DS has just started to crawl (kindof grin). I had no idea that our whole house is so baby unfriendly.

Playdohinthewashingmachine Wed 29-Jun-11 21:08:40


(trying to sell house)

Carnival - tooth pain is just hell, isn't it?

DonWimble Wed 29-Jun-11 21:12:06

Many years ago after a friday night out my goodself and the gang used to go into town to the cheapest curry house and have a cheap mucky curry

so a tenbob nasty was what we called a cheap curry and I like the name so I call currys ten bob nastys

By the way ten bob is old speek for 50 pence

Sigh I miss the good old days

lookbutdonttouch Wed 29-Jun-11 21:22:35


Can't drink too poorly but my goodness do I want to. And smoke but I gave up.


TheLadyEvenstar Wed 29-Jun-11 21:51:56

Well the kids have been fighting
the puppy is chasing the cat
the cat is clawing the furniture
DS1 is being naughty
DS2 is copying him

I have a headache, my wisdon tooth is giving me gyp because it has grown sideways inside my gum.

And I really want to scream!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and my mum isn't talking to me

whomovedmychocolate Wed 29-Jun-11 21:55:30

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH (trying to buy house) playdohinthewashingmachine - karma? wink

AuntiePickleBottom Wed 29-Jun-11 22:13:32

aaarrrrrgggggggg, i am having a new kitchen and bathroom house is a mess so turned off the lights and enjoying a glass of wine

DogsBestFriend Wed 29-Jun-11 22:17:12

Ah, so that puppy's found his feet in your household then, TLES!

<<Floats in serenely to announce that DD has gone to bed, all is peaceful and Mother's visit today didn't end in the row which was anticipated.>>

<<Sips wine>>

<<Floats out serenely, putting fingers in ears as can hear some buggers screaming.>>


TheLadyEvenstar Wed 29-Jun-11 22:23:35

I am no longer screaming I am giggling madly at DS2.

he has just got out of bed come in the living room and e,ptied his toy box looking for the all important "Soldier car" when I told him to put them back he replied dead seriously

"Its ok don't worry me will clear it up later"

So I said but you'll be in bed

DS2:- "its ok its a very important crash scene" hmmm

whomovedmychocolate Wed 29-Jun-11 22:25:38

ARRRRRGH my MiL is moving in for an undetermined period at the weekend.

(Do I win?)

BrokenBananaTantrum Wed 29-Jun-11 22:27:41

I have toothache AND thrush

TheLadyEvenstar Wed 29-Jun-11 22:31:51

WMMC, you win hands down!!!!

BBT, yoghurt!!!

TheLadyEvenstar Wed 29-Jun-11 22:32:21

and vodka nuerofen for toothache

BrokenBananaTantrum Wed 29-Jun-11 22:35:23

Does yogurt really work?
Mind you with enough vodka I won't care.
How did the very important crash scene go?

TheLadyEvenstar Wed 29-Jun-11 22:39:09

BBT, No idea about yoghurt tbh!! I stick with the vodka grin

The crash scene has to be left as Lucy ( a 2ft tall duck) is currently flying round the living room landing on "Her butt" hmmm his sleep pattern has gone out the window grrrrrrrr

BrokenBananaTantrum Wed 29-Jun-11 22:43:03

You never know - maybe Lucy will also go out of the window

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