to want to order something just to get the DHL man to come?

[BooyHoo]

he is GORGEOUS!!

i see him about town all the time and i keep thinking i must order something so i can get a closer look and see if he smells as nice as he looks.

[worraliberty]

Does ordering really make him that excited?

[BooyHoo]

some people really like their jobs.

[thederkinsdame]

Make sure you don't get some old gimmer from parcelforce instead!

[BooyHoo]

that would be just my luck. have just realised my new laptop is coming today!!

[BettySwollocksandaCrustyRack]

Booy - we used to have a TNT guy come to our office...he was gawjus!!!!!! Used to make me go all hot and sweaty!! Sadly, he left :( and the replacement is just not acceptable

[BooyHoo]

i remember feeling quite sad when i realised that my favourite customer hadn't been in for a few months and must have started using another bank. he was really beautiful. although i have seen him recently and time hasn't been kind to him. the belly gets the best ones you know!

[AuntieMonica]

mother, is that YOU?

[BooyHoo]

are you 5, male and sitting on my sofa watching the cat in the hat?

[AuntieMonica]

erm, not quite

[Boozilla]

Will you do the Legally Blonde 'bend and snap' dance when he gets there??

[BooyHoo]

i think something might actually snap if i tried that!

[UnreasonableIsMyMiddleName]

I've actually made the unofficial decision at work to only use dhl as a "preferred supplier" when getting stuff sent acros from my clients. Mr dhl is an absolute beaut. you're not is sw london are you booy? if so, i getcha!

[ToscanaBambina]

at Worral!

I go out of my way to visit the local farm shop just to lust over the very hot Polish guy who works there. Our eyes meet as he puts the carrots into my bag...

[BooyHoo]

no, northern ireland. i think DHL must have very specific recruitment criteria.

[BooyHoo]

"Our eyes meet as he puts the carrots into my bag"

[Binfullofmaggotsonthe45]

Not at all unreasonable...send yourself an empty jiffy bag to make sure it's deffo DHL.

The highlight of my Tuesday for many years was Nick, the organic veg delivery man. Sunkissed, smiling wholesome god of the soil that he was!

He offered to leave my box on the doorstep (no pun intended)...but i used to insist on the evening delivery and a personal service.....

His spuds were knockout too!

[Awomancalledhorse]

:( My deliveryman smells of cabbage and my postie looks like Golem.
You lucky sods!!

[FeathersMcGraw]

I must work for the wrong bit of DHL then - the chaps in my office are absolutely average... :(

[MooMooFarm]

G'waan, order something, then invite him in a shag him - whilst keeping us all posted of course. It's been too long since there was a thread like that on here

[LauLauLemon]

I have a delivery man who rams the door to within an inch of its life and then apologises when I get to the door in a think Eastern European accent. EVERY FUCKING TIME. It scares the shit out of me (the noise, not the accent).

If I could come to your house I would order for you to see him. I only get to perve on the mess on TV and DH lately .

[CareyHunt]

I know someone who DTD with the man who delivered her washing machine. In the kitchen. Next to the big box the washing machine came in.

I used to have a v.attractive window cleaner. It opened up the possibility for all kinds of 70's style window cleaner themed fantasising, involving me in a babydoll and fluffy heeled mule slippers rather that the minging old tshirt of my husbands I would really be wearing in the morning.

[whysolate]

The UPS bloke who delivers to work is gorgeous! He has a proper swagger on him. He looks like trouble.

[MooMooFarm]

Ooh lets swap dirty bonk stories - I have a friend who DTD with the Sky installation man. He dropped round later with a chinese takeaway "to say thanks"! ie, he knocked on the door, handed her a portion of sweet & sour balls and rice, mumbled thanks and sloped off never to be seen again

[MooMooFarm]

By the way she did eat it

[AfternoonsandCoffeespoons]

A takeaway to say thanks?! I'm more shockedx ny that TBH. Who the hell thanks someone for shagging them?? Was he minging?