to ask all you dumped ladies out there if i win 'OW' (other woman) bingo

[amicable]

Am trying to turn my current feelings of rage and hatred into something a bit more lighthearted. Just wondering if anyone else has been dumped in a more cliched manner, for a more cliched OW than me. So here goes -

I was recently dumped by my H for a woman who is -

half his age 10 points

blonde 5 points

from overseas 10 points

a STRIPPER 50 points

Oh yes, for some bonus points he started his affair while I had post natal depression 10 points , and guess how old he is going to be this year? Yes, later in the year he will be 'celebrating' his 40th birthday 10 points

So I calculate my total score to be 95 points ! I'm so proud! Can anyone else match me???

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

I'm sorry.

You must be very affected by this, but is this really helping?

[mo3d]

she was 6 years younger

fair haired

his secretary

he just turned 40!

How many points do i get?

[ToothbrushThief]

amicable
I applaud your humour :)

[Seabright]

Sounds like an excellent way of dealing with it to me, OP is laughing at XP, not herself.

[TurkeyBurgerThing]

What a complete and utter scrotum of a man. I hope for you the brain dead moron get's cock rot once the titty dancer is bored of him and onto footballers instead.

[mo3d]

Oh yes! and the second time he left, he told me in a text!

[QueenofDreams]

So sorry op :(

On a lighter note I reckon Secretary has to get the highest cliche mark surely?

[jasper]

OP, great attitude!

is OW a Thai prostitute that he thinks he has "rescued" ?

[IWannaGetFiscal]

What an arsehole.

[IWannaGetFiscal]

(Him that is!)

[winnybella]

I was once dumped/cheated on by an ex who had an affair with

a blonde

16 yo (he was 28)

a model

from overseas

I have just given birth to DS



Sadly we got back together later and I stayed with him for few more years

Then I left him.

Sorry, OP , it's shit. Otoh you'll most probably be ok in a few months/a year time, while he'll be miserable when his 'relationship' with a 20yo stripper doesn't work out.

[Tryharder]

IS she Russian or Ukrainian? Don't worry, he'll be sorry in a few years time when she gets her visa and dumps him/takes all his money.

Karma...

[amicable]

mo3d you are doing pretty well there,

secretary 30
fair haired 5 (no offense to lovely blondies out there!!!)
6 years younger will only get you 5 I'm afraid
but a full 10 for 'just turned 40
And being left twice a bonus 20
And being left in a text 25

Looks like we are drawing level! Have this prize .

Have come to conclusion I can't sit and mope any more, this shit has been going on for 6 months. When your 'D'H turns your life into an actual soap opera, you might as well get some entertainment from it!

[AnyFucker]

Bloody hell, amicable, I like the cut of your jib

I dunno whether to or

all of 'em I reckon

[amicable]

Oo Winny, you may have pipped me and mo3d to the post there with your 16 year old model. Damn you woman. Well done for leaving the toe rag.

Mine is an Eastern European stripper (and wannabe model - comes with complete on line 'portfolio' of attractive wet t-shirt competition type poses).

[mo3d]

Im with you amicable. Thanks for the excellent score! Never did that well in tests at school!

[wearenotinkansas]

I know someone else who had a similar affair. OW ended up leaving him and he ended up in a grotty bedsit, working all hours to pay maintenance to exW who was living in family home with kids.

[amicable]

Yep, all of those AF! You were on my original thread ages ago when all this shit came to light and gave me some great advice along with WWIFN .

Ooo, ooo, just thinking about my original thread has made me realise I am due some extra bonus points. I found out about the affair on CHRISTMAS EVE. Surely a 20 pointer! Am I in the lead again?

[Monty27]

I'm liking the irony.

What about scoring yourselves for how well you're dealing with it

How many scores does shagging your bf get?
and getting caught in the act?
and telling your v young dcs it was you that had an affair?

We could go on all night here

[mo3d]

Mine finished it the first time on christmas eve too! Best xmas day ever - NOT.

[shakey1500]

Fair doo's to you :)

Not current but years ago-

5 years his SENIOR

"Strawberry blonde" ;)

Worked in a benefit office

Was our mutual friend

On the plus side, he admitted he had feelings before anything happened (I believed him, he was a shocking liar) AND as the icing on the cake, confided to me (we were still talking at that point) that he had called out MY name in error when DTD with her post split. (Tmi?)

[amicable]

You are most deserving mo3d!

Ahhh, thank you wearenotinkansas reading your post is like stepping into a nice warm bath, mmmmm grotty bedsit.....

[mo3d]

We all deserve something! It amazes me how many of our stories are so similar. Why do we bother? How do we know it will be different 2nd time around?

[SuePurblybilt]

Amicable- you so win.The only way someone can top your score is if their OW is also either their sister, mum or marriage therapist.

[hairfullofsnakes]

Amicable you sound well shot of him - what a cunt!

Please keep us updated on how you are and I hope you get everything you dream of Hun x