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amicable Tue 28-Jun-11 22:57:51

Am trying to turn my current feelings of rage and hatred into something a bit more lighthearted. Just wondering if anyone else has been dumped in a more cliched manner, for a more cliched OW than me. So here goes -

I was recently dumped by my H for a woman who is -

half his age 10 points

blonde 5 points

from overseas 10 points

a STRIPPER 50 points

Oh yes, for some bonus points he started his affair while I had post natal depression 10 points , and guess how old he is going to be this year? Yes, later in the year he will be 'celebrating' his 40th birthday 10 points

So I calculate my total score to be 95 points ! I'm so proud! Can anyone else match me???

ChaosTrulyReigns Tue 28-Jun-11 23:00:13

I'm sorry.

You must be very affected by this, but is this really helping?

sad

mo3d Tue 28-Jun-11 23:01:00

she was 6 years younger

fair haired

his secretary

he just turned 40!

How many points do i get?

ToothbrushThief Tue 28-Jun-11 23:01:41

amicable
I applaud your humour smile

Seabright Tue 28-Jun-11 23:02:24

Sounds like an excellent way of dealing with it to me, OP is laughing at XP, not herself.

TurkeyBurgerThing Tue 28-Jun-11 23:02:28

What a complete and utter scrotum of a man. I hope for you the brain dead moron get's cock rot once the titty dancer is bored of him and onto footballers instead.

mo3d Tue 28-Jun-11 23:02:36

Oh yes! and the second time he left, he told me in a text!

QueenofDreams Tue 28-Jun-11 23:02:52

So sorry op sad

On a lighter note I reckon Secretary has to get the highest cliche mark surely?

jasper Tue 28-Jun-11 23:03:34

OP, great attitude!

is OW a Thai prostitute that he thinks he has "rescued" ?

IWannaGetFiscal Tue 28-Jun-11 23:04:19

What an arsehole.

IWannaGetFiscal Tue 28-Jun-11 23:04:33

(Him that is!)

winnybella Tue 28-Jun-11 23:06:14

I was once dumped/cheated on by an ex who had an affair with

a blonde

16 yo (he was 28)

a model

from overseas

I have just given birth to DS

grin

Sadly we got back together later and I stayed with him for few more years

Then I left him.

Sorry, OP sad, it's shit. Otoh you'll most probably be ok in a few months/a year time, while he'll be miserable when his 'relationship' with a 20yo stripper doesn't work out.

Tryharder Tue 28-Jun-11 23:10:11

IS she Russian or Ukrainian? Don't worry, he'll be sorry in a few years time when she gets her visa and dumps him/takes all his money.

Karma...

amicable Tue 28-Jun-11 23:10:42

mo3d you are doing pretty well there,

secretary 30
fair haired 5 (no offense to lovely blondies out there!!!)
6 years younger will only get you 5 I'm afraid
but a full 10 for 'just turned 40
And being left twice a bonus 20
And being left in a text 25

Looks like we are drawing level! Have this wine prize smile.

Have come to conclusion I can't sit and mope any more, this shit has been going on for 6 months. When your 'D'H turns your life into an actual soap opera, you might as well get some entertainment from it!

AnyFucker Tue 28-Jun-11 23:13:43

Bloody hell, amicable, I like the cut of your jib

I dunno whether to smile grin sad or angry

all of 'em I reckon

amicable Tue 28-Jun-11 23:14:04

Oo Winny, you may have pipped me and mo3d to the post there with your 16 year old model. Damn you woman. Well done for leaving the toe rag.

Mine is an Eastern European stripper (and wannabe model - comes with complete on line 'portfolio' of attractive wet t-shirt competition type poses).

mo3d Tue 28-Jun-11 23:14:28

Im with you amicable. Thanks for the excellent score! Never did that well in tests at school!

wearenotinkansas Tue 28-Jun-11 23:16:50

I know someone else who had a similar affair. OW ended up leaving him and he ended up in a grotty bedsit, working all hours to pay maintenance to exW who was living in family home with kids.

amicable Tue 28-Jun-11 23:16:52

Yep, all of those AF! You were on my original thread ages ago when all this shit came to light and gave me some great advice along with WWIFN <waves slightly self-conciously>.

Ooo, ooo, just thinking about my original thread has made me realise I am due some extra bonus points. I found out about the affair on CHRISTMAS EVE. Surely a 20 pointer! Am I in the lead again?

Monty27 Tue 28-Jun-11 23:17:36

I'm liking the irony.

What about scoring yourselves for how well you're dealing with it smile

How many scores does shagging your bf get?
and getting caught in the act?
and telling your v young dcs it was you that had an affair?

We could go on all night here grin

mo3d Tue 28-Jun-11 23:18:26

Mine finished it the first time on christmas eve too! Best xmas day ever - NOT.

shakey1500 Tue 28-Jun-11 23:18:56

Fair doo's to you smile

Not current but years ago-

5 years his SENIOR

"Strawberry blonde" ;)

Worked in a benefit office

Was our mutual friend

On the plus side, he admitted he had feelings before anything happened (I believed him, he was a shocking liar) AND as the icing on the cake, confided to me (we were still talking at that point) that he had called out MY name in error when DTD with her post split. (Tmi?)

amicable Tue 28-Jun-11 23:19:23

You are most deserving mo3d!

Ahhh, thank you wearenotinkansas reading your post is like stepping into a nice warm bath, mmmmm grotty bedsit.....

mo3d Tue 28-Jun-11 23:22:00

We all deserve something! It amazes me how many of our stories are so similar. Why do we bother? How do we know it will be different 2nd time around?

SuePurblybilt Tue 28-Jun-11 23:22:08

Amicable- you so win.The only way someone can top your score is if their OW is also either their sister, mum or marriage therapist.

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