I am quite new, but I have NEVER used the word 'hun' or 'LOL', or spelt with, 'wiv'. I can punctuate and spell, and I use paragraphs.
I have never taken any of my children out with chicken-pox but I may have unknowingly passed on a few head-lice , and I don't let them hit other people's children at soft-play because I hate soft-play and refuse to take them.
None of my children are called Tarquin, and I do not speak loudly to them in supermarkets about boycotting Nescafe (although I DO boycott Nescafe.)
I do not own a pair of crocs, or any Per Una clothing.
I'm not really any the wiser...I can see now that it is clearly a Pom Bear, but I am entirely unsure about what its use signifies.
If, for example, I posted something about being irate that the nanny had shrunk Hugo's Boden lamby fleece in the tumble drier and now he would get dreadfully chilly when we were sailing in Cowes, would I be rewarded with a ?
Or, would I receive a for posting that I was pissed off that Jayden's shell-suit had caught on his baby sister's earring, and now he would get effing freezing in the beer garden?
It's a fucking mine-field. I thought it was just a bear.