To expect my MUM to not pursue the man I am interested in?!

[BupcakesandCunting]

Watching Glastonbury with Mother earlier, Guy Garvey comes on with Elbow. My mum KNOWS I am after him and she then goes "he IS lovely. He's more my age than yours though." I told her that since I saw him first that she could keep her grubby paws off him. Get your own fella, mum. Not on.

[GreenEyesandHam]

This is akin to abuse. I'd ring Childline, or something.

[worraliberty]

She grew you inside and then expelled you from her uterus.

I feel that gives her first dibs

YABU

[SuePurblybilt]

What does she think about Jason Orange?

[Pumpernickelcuntychops]

You selfish so and so you've got Jason Orange let your ma have him
Tut tut

[DirtyMartini]

Can't you throw her Robson as a distraction while you go after Guy?

[RevoltingPeasant]

Well, at least it wasn't Chris Martin.

Would you throw those curtains wide for him, eh?

[AnyFucker]

eh ?

Guy Garvey looks like Ricky Gervais pretending to be a pop star

you and your mother are bonkers, clearly

he is kinda sweet though

[BupcakesandCunting]

at throw curtains.

Jason is for sexy times. Guy is for cuddles and sweet talk and marriage.

[RevoltingPeasant]

See, that's how it starts, AF - you feel sorry for him, protective, then....

You turn into BupcakesMother!

[Pumpernickelcuntychops]

Bupcakesmother oh no I bet she's a sweetie

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Thought you should be packing.

Are you going to be a Seldom Seen Kid next week?

Druckers week after.

[hard stare]

[RevoltingPeasant]

Don't you think she'd be more like Grendel's Mother?

[BupcakesandCunting]

Druckers, Chaos. Me and you.

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

What did Shaw Watisface used to do on Central news Buppy?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Keep your eyes peeled?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Shaw Taylor.

[Georgimama]

I was so hoping for a Hotter Than My Daughter style thread.

Sigh.

[BupcakesandCunting]

I've never watched Central News. It's the telly equivalent of The Sun.

[RevoltingPeasant]

Buppy's mom has got it goin on
She's all that I want
And I've waited so long....

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Don't try to make out you're a TV snob.

Eggheads, anyone.

Faucking hypocrite.

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Question mark.

[BupcakesandCunting]

Eggheads, right, is excellent.

Eggscellent

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Bring back Fifteen to One.

[GwendolenHarleth]

ha ha- Thought this was going to be a Jeremy Kyle type thread.

[MinnieBar]

Bugger, I too was hoping for a Jeremy Kylesque thread with bad spelling and shoddy punctuation to boot.

YABU though - Pointless is the best daytime quiz show ever.