Advanced search

To expect my MUM to not pursue the man I am interested in?!

(52 Posts)
BupcakesandCunting Sun 26-Jun-11 21:56:22

Watching Glastonbury with Mother earlier, Guy Garvey comes on with Elbow. My mum KNOWS I am after him and she then goes "he IS lovely. He's more my age than yours though." I told her that since I saw him first that she could keep her grubby paws off him. Get your own fella, mum. Not on.

GreenEyesandHam Sun 26-Jun-11 21:57:36

This is akin to abuse. I'd ring Childline, or something.

worraliberty Sun 26-Jun-11 21:57:55

She grew you inside and then expelled you from her uterus.

I feel that gives her first dibs grin


SuePurblybilt Sun 26-Jun-11 21:58:20

What does she think about Jason Orange?

You selfish so and so you've got Jason Orange let your ma have him
Tut tut grin

DirtyMartini Sun 26-Jun-11 21:58:46

Can't you throw her Robson as a distraction while you go after Guy?

RevoltingPeasant Sun 26-Jun-11 21:59:13

Well, at least it wasn't Chris Martin.

Would you throw those curtains wide for him, eh?

<dirty old lady emoticon>

AnyFucker Sun 26-Jun-11 21:59:35

eh ?

Guy Garvey looks like Ricky Gervais pretending to be a pop star

you and your mother are bonkers, clearly

he is kinda sweet though

BupcakesandCunting Sun 26-Jun-11 22:01:59

grin at throw curtains.

Jason is for sexy times. Guy is for cuddles and sweet talk and marriage.

RevoltingPeasant Sun 26-Jun-11 22:02:36

See, that's how it starts, AF - you feel sorry for him, protective, then....

You turn into BupcakesMother!

Bupcakesmother oh no grin I bet she's a sweetie

ChaosTrulyReigns Sun 26-Jun-11 22:08:05

Thought you should be packing.

Are you going to be a Seldom Seen Kid next week?

Druckers week after.

[hard stare]

RevoltingPeasant Sun 26-Jun-11 22:08:39

Don't you think she'd be more like Grendel's Mother?


BupcakesandCunting Sun 26-Jun-11 22:14:47

<trips up RevoltingPeasant>

Druckers, Chaos. Me and you. <fingers. eyes. Fingers>

ChaosTrulyReigns Sun 26-Jun-11 22:17:06

What did Shaw Watisface used to do on Central news Buppy?

ChaosTrulyReigns Sun 26-Jun-11 22:17:32

Keep your eyes peeled?


ChaosTrulyReigns Sun 26-Jun-11 22:18:09

Shaw Taylor.

<<pat on back>>

Georgimama Sun 26-Jun-11 22:18:59

I was so hoping for a Hotter Than My Daughter style thread.


BupcakesandCunting Sun 26-Jun-11 22:23:37

I've never watched Central News. It's the telly equivalent of The Sun.

RevoltingPeasant Sun 26-Jun-11 22:23:58

<picks self off floor>

Buppy's mom has got it goin on
She's all that I want
And I've waited so long....

ChaosTrulyReigns Sun 26-Jun-11 22:25:09

Don't try to make out you're a TV snob.

Eggheads, anyone.

Faucking hypocrite.

ChaosTrulyReigns Sun 26-Jun-11 22:25:24

Question mark.

BupcakesandCunting Sun 26-Jun-11 22:27:08

Eggheads, right, is excellent.



ChaosTrulyReigns Sun 26-Jun-11 22:28:49

Bring back Fifteen to One.

GwendolenHarleth Sun 26-Jun-11 22:31:43

ha ha- Thought this was going to be a Jeremy Kyle type thread.

Join the discussion

Join the discussion

Registering is free, easy, and means you can join in the discussion, get discounts, win prizes and lots more.

Register now