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To expect my MUM to not pursue the man I am interested in?!

(52 Posts)
BupcakesandCunting Sun 26-Jun-11 21:56:22

Watching Glastonbury with Mother earlier, Guy Garvey comes on with Elbow. My mum KNOWS I am after him and she then goes "he IS lovely. He's more my age than yours though." I told her that since I saw him first that she could keep her grubby paws off him. Get your own fella, mum. Not on.

GreenEyesandHam Sun 26-Jun-11 21:57:36

This is akin to abuse. I'd ring Childline, or something.

worraliberty Sun 26-Jun-11 21:57:55

She grew you inside and then expelled you from her uterus.

I feel that gives her first dibs grin


SuePurblybilt Sun 26-Jun-11 21:58:20

What does she think about Jason Orange?

Pumpernickelcuntychops Sun 26-Jun-11 21:58:33

You selfish so and so you've got Jason Orange let your ma have him
Tut tut grin

DirtyMartini Sun 26-Jun-11 21:58:46

Can't you throw her Robson as a distraction while you go after Guy?

RevoltingPeasant Sun 26-Jun-11 21:59:13

Well, at least it wasn't Chris Martin.

Would you throw those curtains wide for him, eh?

<dirty old lady emoticon>

AnyFucker Sun 26-Jun-11 21:59:35

eh ?

Guy Garvey looks like Ricky Gervais pretending to be a pop star

you and your mother are bonkers, clearly

he is kinda sweet though

BupcakesandCunting Sun 26-Jun-11 22:01:59

grin at throw curtains.

Jason is for sexy times. Guy is for cuddles and sweet talk and marriage.

RevoltingPeasant Sun 26-Jun-11 22:02:36

See, that's how it starts, AF - you feel sorry for him, protective, then....

You turn into BupcakesMother!

Pumpernickelcuntychops Sun 26-Jun-11 22:04:45

Bupcakesmother oh no grin I bet she's a sweetie

ChaosTrulyReigns Sun 26-Jun-11 22:08:05

Thought you should be packing.

Are you going to be a Seldom Seen Kid next week?

Druckers week after.

[hard stare]

RevoltingPeasant Sun 26-Jun-11 22:08:39

Don't you think she'd be more like Grendel's Mother?


BupcakesandCunting Sun 26-Jun-11 22:14:47

<trips up RevoltingPeasant>

Druckers, Chaos. Me and you. <fingers. eyes. Fingers>

ChaosTrulyReigns Sun 26-Jun-11 22:17:06

What did Shaw Watisface used to do on Central news Buppy?

ChaosTrulyReigns Sun 26-Jun-11 22:17:32

Keep your eyes peeled?


ChaosTrulyReigns Sun 26-Jun-11 22:18:09

Shaw Taylor.

<<pat on back>>

Georgimama Sun 26-Jun-11 22:18:59

I was so hoping for a Hotter Than My Daughter style thread.


BupcakesandCunting Sun 26-Jun-11 22:23:37

I've never watched Central News. It's the telly equivalent of The Sun.

RevoltingPeasant Sun 26-Jun-11 22:23:58

<picks self off floor>

Buppy's mom has got it goin on
She's all that I want
And I've waited so long....

ChaosTrulyReigns Sun 26-Jun-11 22:25:09

Don't try to make out you're a TV snob.

Eggheads, anyone.

Faucking hypocrite.

ChaosTrulyReigns Sun 26-Jun-11 22:25:24

Question mark.

BupcakesandCunting Sun 26-Jun-11 22:27:08

Eggheads, right, is excellent.



ChaosTrulyReigns Sun 26-Jun-11 22:28:49

Bring back Fifteen to One.

GwendolenHarleth Sun 26-Jun-11 22:31:43

ha ha- Thought this was going to be a Jeremy Kyle type thread.

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