...but it could be improved if you sprinkle glitter on it.
I saw a bunch of red roses in my local Tesco Average store. Somebody had decided that the natural beauty-with-a-hint-of-tart look of them would be improved with the addition of glitter applied to the petals. Am I Being Unreasonable in thinking that's a bit naff? Who would buy them?
Maybe it's the Tesco vision of what heaven would be like if it wasn't made up. All flowers would be glittery. Apple trees would also have bananas on them. You could get a pet with a dog's head one end and a cat's head on the other, and no bottom. Hail would be replaced with cheese and crackers. Every time your hair looked messy a little hedgehog would scurry over to you and offer himself as a hairbrush.