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to wear my chinese love balls to DHs golf dinner

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roybosh Fri 24-Jun-11 20:46:26

I am going with DH to one of his terrible golfing dinners tomorrow

I would rather pull my own teeth out so to spice it up a little I will pop my love balls in.
For once I am looking forward to it

Lizzylou Fri 24-Jun-11 20:47:34


BitOfFun Fri 24-Jun-11 20:47:37

Make sure you remember to call "FOUR" if they drop out.

LeQueen Fri 24-Jun-11 20:48:57

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Lizzylou Fri 24-Jun-11 20:49:45

BOF grin

What do love balls do, have always wondered?

Are you a, y'know, screamer?

Portofino Fri 24-Jun-11 20:49:47

What do they DO exactly?

Portofino Fri 24-Jun-11 20:50:01

x posts lissie grin

Lizzylou Fri 24-Jun-11 20:50:11

Porto, thank fuck, am not the only one wondering!

TiggyD Fri 24-Jun-11 20:50:35

Don't they fly for miles and set fire to thatched cottages? Or is that something else?

Tortington Fri 24-Jun-11 20:50:51

you stick em up yer fadge so you can play ping pong later in the evening when the keys go int he bowl

GreenEyesandHam Fri 24-Jun-11 20:51:02

Please wear pants. Please

Cocoflower Fri 24-Jun-11 20:51:59


Portofino Fri 24-Jun-11 20:53:17

The way my pelvic floor is going, I could just act as a golf ball dispenser I think. Walk 2 paces <<plop>> walk 2 paces <<plop>> Maybe I am missing out on career opportunity! The Open is in Kent this summer. My friend lets rooms....

LeQueen Fri 24-Jun-11 20:58:13

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smartyparts Fri 24-Jun-11 20:58:21

Yes, please tell me what they do? I can only imagine it's like having a tampon in that isn't in the right place!

LeQueen Fri 24-Jun-11 20:59:21

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catgirl1976 Fri 24-Jun-11 21:02:34

good for you. sounds like you need something to liven it up.....have a fun night!

Portofino Fri 24-Jun-11 21:02:47

grin @ LeQueen - that would be my worry! Yes, now that Tiger Woods looks like a decent chap. How much would he pay me to <<pop>> one out on the fairway? I would have to make it very clear I don't like it in the rough.

Omigawd Fri 24-Jun-11 21:07:28

Use ping pong balls and you can be the star turn of the evening's cabaret grin

Lizzylou Fri 24-Jun-11 21:11:32

grin Porto, don't please God, sneeze in a bunker. I think Tiger could have a temper on him.

grin at LeQ's mate, did the teen notice?

PelvicFloor0fSteel Fri 24-Jun-11 21:11:33

You are only unreasonable if you don't come back and tell us how it goes grin

Portofino Fri 24-Jun-11 21:14:17

<<imagines one of those Harry Met Sally orgasm scenes>>.

Portofino Fri 24-Jun-11 21:17:05

Which golfer was it that had the Caddy called Fanny? grin

Nick Faldo grin

Portofino Fri 24-Jun-11 21:28:20

I am sure it would be libellous to even wonder if she had magical ball plopping abilities grin Just being a bit famous and being called Fanny is a wonderful achievement in itself....

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