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To never do the school run again OMFG!

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droves Fri 24-Jun-11 19:56:02

Today i had a really embarrising incident during the school run.

Firstly i must tell you a few facts.

There is a high preportion of dads who do the school run at the local primary school.
Its a long walk from playground pickup point to car park.
We live in a small town , everyone knows dh , and his family.
Gossip is rife , theres not much to do so its a passtime with the locals !
Im a well built girl.

Today was quite warm , and the alarm didnt go off so we were rushing to get out in time.
I grabbed the first thing i could out of the wardrobe ...black strapless maxi dress ,one button short cardi and flat sandles.

Get to school just in time.

Later as school finishes i pick up the DC.
DD4 likes to be carried to car . <she has asd>
so i pick her up , then notice shes forgot her school bag. Carry her back to class , put her down and she gets her bag and walks back to car .

Im getting funny looks from the other mums [confused ...

a few of the dads are also like this ->grin

Nearly at our car , and a grandad who is waiting in his parked car starts coughing violently , choking on his own laughter and points at me !!!

biscuitbiscuit

OMFG THE BOOBS ARE OUT ! DD4 has accidentaly pulled my dress down and i didnt notice !!!!

Short of doing a midnight flit , and praying that no-one ever talks to DH or his family ever again ,im not going to escape this.

So aibu to refuse to ever do the school run again ? blush

Glitterknickaz Fri 24-Jun-11 19:57:36

(screams with laughter)

Crosshair Fri 24-Jun-11 19:58:10

shock

worraliberty Fri 24-Jun-11 19:58:53

Oh you missed your chance to go all dramatic and scream My baby, where has it gone? grin

BeerTricksPotter Fri 24-Jun-11 19:59:17

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

fuckmepinkandCALLmegoran Fri 24-Jun-11 19:59:19

PMSL

MayDayChild Fri 24-Jun-11 19:59:29

Oh no you poor thing! Cheered me up tonight no end

TheLadyHare Fri 24-Jun-11 20:00:00

<hands wine>

grin @ droves. Tis the only thing which will numb your pain!

schmee Fri 24-Jun-11 20:00:16

That made me laugh a lot! And I bet it made all the dads' day! I frequently have problems with my shirts coming undone (open plan office, on the way into school, etc, etc). so I share your pain. Just smile serenely and tell them you'll be charging next time if they DARE to say anything!

p.s. please tell me you were wearing a bra?

BelleDameSansMerci Fri 24-Jun-11 20:00:25

grin

MorningCoffee Fri 24-Jun-11 20:01:21

shock

OMFG i don't think i could ever go back, i just laughed so loud grin

Riveninside Fri 24-Jun-11 20:01:33

Can you move towns? grin

Geordieminx Fri 24-Jun-11 20:02:15

What bra size are you?

tibni Fri 24-Jun-11 20:02:46

Have a flesh coloured t-shirt printed with "boob design" and wear it Monday. Stick to the story that you wore it today too! grin

iMemoo Fri 24-Jun-11 20:02:52

I feel your pain.

I once walked round sainsburys with my left boob out courtesy of Dd, only realised when I got to the car.

peepoor Fri 24-Jun-11 20:04:07

that i think is worse than waht happened to me, can i share,
walking up to school and back dh realises my knickers are hanging out the back of my jeans, <<spare, changed earlier>> stuck to mym cardigan.
i think only one person saw me but i cant face her again.

Adair Fri 24-Jun-11 20:04:08

Ohhh embarrassing! But why didn't anyone say anything to you?

You have to just brazen it out and laugh about it with everyone. That's what I did when ds (2) did a poo in the school playground blush..

bellavita Fri 24-Jun-11 20:05:41

Anyone wanna see some puppies... grin

floosiemcwoosie Fri 24-Jun-11 20:06:38

Dont worry, i got out of the car one day at school and turned around to get DS. I felt a bit cold and looked down and my trousers had fell to my ankles, i was loaded down with school bag, present etc and just froze for a minute.

To cap it all, I had on the big grey, Bridget Jones knickers

Ha! 's all right for you lot...just wait til you reach my age.

I'm now at the stage where lifting my ankle length floaty skirt up to my knees when I step over a puddle exposes my boobs.

Oh yes...there aint nothing Issac newton can teach ME about the effects of gravity.

Mandy2003 Fri 24-Jun-11 20:08:41

I went to the school once with the day before's sock poking out of the leg of my jeans. Both black though so maybe unnoticed!

I think Worra's suggestion is brilliant smile

droves Fri 24-Jun-11 20:10:26

bra size 32 F .... strapless dress , so no bra they were out .

Can any of you send me a shovel so i can dig a hole and jump in ?

ruddynorah Fri 24-Jun-11 20:11:10

Are we talking 36g or like 28aa?

ruddynorah Fri 24-Jun-11 20:11:33

Shit that is big. Bless you.

GreenTeapot Fri 24-Jun-11 20:13:20

That's fabulous grin

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