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To never do the school run again OMFG!

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droves Fri 24-Jun-11 19:56:02

Today i had a really embarrising incident during the school run.

Firstly i must tell you a few facts.

There is a high preportion of dads who do the school run at the local primary school.
Its a long walk from playground pickup point to car park.
We live in a small town , everyone knows dh , and his family.
Gossip is rife , theres not much to do so its a passtime with the locals !
Im a well built girl.

Today was quite warm , and the alarm didnt go off so we were rushing to get out in time.
I grabbed the first thing i could out of the wardrobe ...black strapless maxi dress ,one button short cardi and flat sandles.

Get to school just in time.

Later as school finishes i pick up the DC.
DD4 likes to be carried to car . <she has asd>
so i pick her up , then notice shes forgot her school bag. Carry her back to class , put her down and she gets her bag and walks back to car .

Im getting funny looks from the other mums [confused ...

a few of the dads are also like this ->grin

Nearly at our car , and a grandad who is waiting in his parked car starts coughing violently , choking on his own laughter and points at me !!!

biscuitbiscuit

OMFG THE BOOBS ARE OUT ! DD4 has accidentaly pulled my dress down and i didnt notice !!!!

Short of doing a midnight flit , and praying that no-one ever talks to DH or his family ever again ,im not going to escape this.

So aibu to refuse to ever do the school run again ? blush

Glitterknickaz Fri 24-Jun-11 19:57:36

(screams with laughter)

Crosshair Fri 24-Jun-11 19:58:10

shock

worraliberty Fri 24-Jun-11 19:58:53

Oh you missed your chance to go all dramatic and scream My baby, where has it gone? grin

BeerTricksPotter Fri 24-Jun-11 19:59:17

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

fuckmepinkandCALLmegoran Fri 24-Jun-11 19:59:19

PMSL

MayDayChild Fri 24-Jun-11 19:59:29

Oh no you poor thing! Cheered me up tonight no end

TheLadyHare Fri 24-Jun-11 20:00:00

<hands wine>

grin @ droves. Tis the only thing which will numb your pain!

schmee Fri 24-Jun-11 20:00:16

That made me laugh a lot! And I bet it made all the dads' day! I frequently have problems with my shirts coming undone (open plan office, on the way into school, etc, etc). so I share your pain. Just smile serenely and tell them you'll be charging next time if they DARE to say anything!

p.s. please tell me you were wearing a bra?

BelleDameSansMerci Fri 24-Jun-11 20:00:25

grin

MorningCoffee Fri 24-Jun-11 20:01:21

shock

OMFG i don't think i could ever go back, i just laughed so loud grin

Riveninside Fri 24-Jun-11 20:01:33

Can you move towns? grin

Geordieminx Fri 24-Jun-11 20:02:15

What bra size are you?

tibni Fri 24-Jun-11 20:02:46

Have a flesh coloured t-shirt printed with "boob design" and wear it Monday. Stick to the story that you wore it today too! grin

iMemoo Fri 24-Jun-11 20:02:52

I feel your pain.

I once walked round sainsburys with my left boob out courtesy of Dd, only realised when I got to the car.

peepoor Fri 24-Jun-11 20:04:07

that i think is worse than waht happened to me, can i share,
walking up to school and back dh realises my knickers are hanging out the back of my jeans, <<spare, changed earlier>> stuck to mym cardigan.
i think only one person saw me but i cant face her again.

Adair Fri 24-Jun-11 20:04:08

Ohhh embarrassing! But why didn't anyone say anything to you?

You have to just brazen it out and laugh about it with everyone. That's what I did when ds (2) did a poo in the school playground blush..

bellavita Fri 24-Jun-11 20:05:41

Anyone wanna see some puppies... grin

floosiemcwoosie Fri 24-Jun-11 20:06:38

Dont worry, i got out of the car one day at school and turned around to get DS. I felt a bit cold and looked down and my trousers had fell to my ankles, i was loaded down with school bag, present etc and just froze for a minute.

To cap it all, I had on the big grey, Bridget Jones knickers

cuttingpicassostoenails Fri 24-Jun-11 20:08:36

Ha! 's all right for you lot...just wait til you reach my age.

I'm now at the stage where lifting my ankle length floaty skirt up to my knees when I step over a puddle exposes my boobs.

Oh yes...there aint nothing Issac newton can teach ME about the effects of gravity.

Mandy2003 Fri 24-Jun-11 20:08:41

I went to the school once with the day before's sock poking out of the leg of my jeans. Both black though so maybe unnoticed!

I think Worra's suggestion is brilliant smile

droves Fri 24-Jun-11 20:10:26

bra size 32 F .... strapless dress , so no bra they were out .

Can any of you send me a shovel so i can dig a hole and jump in ?

ruddynorah Fri 24-Jun-11 20:11:10

Are we talking 36g or like 28aa?

ruddynorah Fri 24-Jun-11 20:11:33

Shit that is big. Bless you.

GreenTeapot Fri 24-Jun-11 20:13:20

That's fabulous grin

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