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Oh my actual GOD, I am the bitchy stuck up mum at school who has a CLIQUE.

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Reality Fri 24-Jun-11 19:22:17

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Glitterknickaz Fri 24-Jun-11 19:24:46

I'm just trying to work out which school this is. Which would add to my amusement knowing the schools round here. grin

Indigojohn Fri 24-Jun-11 19:24:50

Well, I'm happy to be a stuck up bitch who looks down her nose at women who screech in playgrounds grin

Pagwatch Fri 24-Jun-11 19:25:45

Oh bloody hell reality.
You have a nemesis and now a clique..

Jumped up caaaaaah.

I am apparently an alpha mum with popular girl dd. I had always assumed I was a bumbling twit with a gobby dd.

It is funny how many things are insults?

SixtyFootDoll Fri 24-Jun-11 19:26:02

I have no idea what you ar talking about.
However, all my life I have been called posh.
I now reply, 'would rather be posh than common' smile sweetly and walk away.

JamieAgain Fri 24-Jun-11 19:26:44

I expect it was all your fault. Sorry, if I'd been able to follow the OP I'd comment further.

You obviously live in a rather <ahem> scuzzy area

listentothemusic Fri 24-Jun-11 19:26:52


You are SO not posh, how rough are the rest of them? grin

worraliberty Fri 24-Jun-11 19:27:01

What a load of childish shit. The 'Mothers' sound far worse than the kids.

But thanks for the was worth reading the OP for grin

Glitterknickaz Fri 24-Jun-11 19:27:26

Erm.... I wouldn't call it scuzzy.

JamieAgain Fri 24-Jun-11 19:27:43

Pag - wotchit! your thinly veiled-boasts may cause me to come for you too ......

bigbadbarry Fri 24-Jun-11 19:28:35

Sixtyfootdoll, I'm alwasy being called posh too. (Even though my accent also makes it sound like caaah.)
I haven't got a clique though <sad>

OopsDoneItAgain Fri 24-Jun-11 19:29:44

However your post does come over a tad superior...maybe you do too?

cybboid Fri 24-Jun-11 19:29:51

I've been told I'm stuck up lots of times. And that I'm dressed like I'm going to a wedding, which really made me laugh

It could be construed that I strut about like I own the place quite often

But I dont give two hoots!

QuietTiger Fri 24-Jun-11 19:29:51

I am highly amused at the mental image of a fish wife screeching "oi don't walk away from me you caaaaah" across the playground! What a 'lovely' example to give their DC's!

(I'd way prefer to be in your gang, BTW! wink)

Reality Fri 24-Jun-11 19:30:24

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Reality Fri 24-Jun-11 19:31:25

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Cocoflower Fri 24-Jun-11 19:32:16

You actually sound very pleased about it all.

Pagwatch Fri 24-Jun-11 19:33:03

Thinly veiled <<faints>>

Fucking marvellous me.
No. Seriously. I have fat arse, socially incompetent and often have wailing autistic child on arm. I worry about the standard of clique at our school tbh. I have always been the one where they explain the fuck up that meant I didn't hear about the parents Christmas meet up.

Reality is just very pretty so they must hate her for that and then just looks for excuses.

Glitterknickaz Fri 24-Jun-11 19:33:24

ooh, apart from the various parentage you share my style! grin

TimeForAValium Fri 24-Jun-11 19:33:30

What? Makes no sense. Except for the usual "I am Top Dog! hehehe" stuff. Yawn.

MadameOvary Fri 24-Jun-11 19:33:45

"Yes, my unbrushed hair, tattoos, several chidlnre of various parentage and jeans/trainers combo must SCREAM posh bint."

It does actually. Are you a trustafarian? grin

Reality Fri 24-Jun-11 19:33:50

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TheCrackFox Fri 24-Jun-11 19:37:26

So you are that stuck up cow that hangs around our playground lording it over us peasants?

<whisper - can I join your gang?>

BelleDameSansMerci Fri 24-Jun-11 19:37:39

Ooooh, I'd love to be an alpha mummy/queen bee. <glowers at posh caaaaaahs>

JoleneJoleneJoleneJoleeene Fri 24-Jun-11 19:45:44

The people who think that there are no cliques are usually in the clique.

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