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To think that men are useless articles sometimes?

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NettieSpaghetti · 24/06/2011 14:39

Grrr Grrrr rant rave grrr.

Anyone need to join me?

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craftynclothy · 24/06/2011 14:46

Wine I'll join you

Fecking miserable selfish bastards (the men, that is)

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TrilllianAstra · 24/06/2011 14:49

No more or less than women are useless sometimes.

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meditrina · 24/06/2011 14:50

I'm being particularly useless myself today.

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NettieSpaghetti · 24/06/2011 14:55

Wine was feeling quite productive but one conversation with the other half about work and childcare situations and I'm ready for bed. Sad

Ah well Wine o clock tonight! Grin

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MsTeak · 24/06/2011 14:56

people are useless articles sometimes. Not sure why possession of a penis makes any difference. Confused

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NettieSpaghetti · 24/06/2011 14:58

Penis issue Definately makes a difference! Grin

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mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA · 24/06/2011 15:00

Mine's being quite good today, he's in the garden cutting the grass ATM. Smile

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MsTeak · 24/06/2011 15:00

Why?

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mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA · 24/06/2011 15:01

Why is he cutting the grass ? Cos it needs doing ?!

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NettieSpaghetti · 24/06/2011 15:02

mrsdonkeyshusband in grass cutting shocker!!! GrinGrin

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mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA · 24/06/2011 15:03
Grin
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mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA · 24/06/2011 15:07

Do you know what, he's even used the strimmer to make sure it's all neat and tidy. falls over

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NettieSpaghetti · 24/06/2011 15:09

Have you taken his temperature? My dh bought a strimmer two years ago
And he has still not put it together!! Grin

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amothersplaceisinthewrong · 24/06/2011 15:11

You are unreasonable to think Men are useless sometimes. They can be useless nearly ALL the time!

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SinicalSal · 24/06/2011 15:13

Everyone's a useless article sometimes, penis or no.

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mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA · 24/06/2011 15:15

I think he's probably cut and strimmed it because :

It needed doing.......badly

I have refused point blank, it's Wimbledon, doan-cha-know Wink

Today is the first day this week it hasn't rained, so he had no excuse.

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NettieSpaghetti · 24/06/2011 15:16

Grin amothersplace I concede the wording was incorrect!

sinicalsal I'm never completely useless myself. Grin

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mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA · 24/06/2011 15:18

I'm never useless.

Except when I just can't be arsed. But that's different.

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SinicalSal · 24/06/2011 15:19

Ooooh get you Nettie, never useless!

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NettieSpaghetti · 24/06/2011 15:21

Oh yes cba is different altogether. Grin

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mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA · 24/06/2011 15:21
Grin
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mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA · 24/06/2011 15:22

I can hear him getting all the weeds out from between the paving now.......isn't he a good boy !

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Omigawd · 24/06/2011 15:32

Some men are useless all of the time....

  • Mrs Abe Lincoln
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NettieSpaghetti · 24/06/2011 15:40

How much to hire him out mrsdonkeys patio desperately needs weeding and my dh has gone to bed!

Love mrs Lincoln indeed

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mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA · 24/06/2011 15:42

Bottle of wine will do ! White, please.

I'll send him along in a minute. Grin

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