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To think that men are useless articles sometimes?

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NettieSpaghetti Fri 24-Jun-11 14:39:44

Grrr Grrrr rant rave grrr.

Anyone need to join me?

craftynclothy Fri 24-Jun-11 14:46:51

wine I'll join you

Fecking miserable selfish bastards (the men, that is)

TrilllianAstra Fri 24-Jun-11 14:49:44

No more or less than women are useless sometimes.

meditrina Fri 24-Jun-11 14:50:42

I'm being particularly useless myself today.

NettieSpaghetti Fri 24-Jun-11 14:55:28

wine was feeling quite productive but one conversation with the other half about work and childcare situations and I'm ready for bed. sad

Ah well wine o clock tonight! grin

MsTeak Fri 24-Jun-11 14:56:22

people are useless articles sometimes. Not sure why possession of a penis makes any difference. confused

NettieSpaghetti Fri 24-Jun-11 14:58:34

Penis issue Definately makes a difference! grin

mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA Fri 24-Jun-11 15:00:05

Mine's being quite good today, he's in the garden cutting the grass ATM. smile

MsTeak Fri 24-Jun-11 15:00:30


mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA Fri 24-Jun-11 15:01:18

Why is he cutting the grass ? Cos it needs doing ?!

NettieSpaghetti Fri 24-Jun-11 15:02:35

mrsdonkeyshusband in grass cutting shocker!!! gringrin

mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA Fri 24-Jun-11 15:03:31


mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA Fri 24-Jun-11 15:07:26

Do you know what, he's even used the strimmer to make sure it's all neat and tidy. falls over

NettieSpaghetti Fri 24-Jun-11 15:09:51

Have you taken his temperature? My dh bought a strimmer two years ago
And he has still not put it together!! grin

amothersplaceisinthewrong Fri 24-Jun-11 15:11:14

You are unreasonable to think Men are useless sometimes. They can be useless nearly ALL the time!

SinicalSal Fri 24-Jun-11 15:13:32

Everyone's a useless article sometimes, penis or no.

mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA Fri 24-Jun-11 15:15:00

I think he's probably cut and strimmed it because :

It needed doing.......badly

I have refused point blank, it's Wimbledon, doan-cha-know wink

Today is the first day this week it hasn't rained, so he had no excuse.

NettieSpaghetti Fri 24-Jun-11 15:16:38

grin amothersplace I concede the wording was incorrect!

sinicalsal I'm never completely useless myself. grin

mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA Fri 24-Jun-11 15:18:04

I'm never useless.

Except when I just can't be arsed. But that's different.

SinicalSal Fri 24-Jun-11 15:19:20

Ooooh get you Nettie, never useless!

NettieSpaghetti Fri 24-Jun-11 15:21:01

Oh yes cba is different altogether. grin

mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA Fri 24-Jun-11 15:21:27


mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA Fri 24-Jun-11 15:22:20

<whispers> I can hear him getting all the weeds out from between the paving now.......isn't he a good boy !

Omigawd Fri 24-Jun-11 15:32:05

Some men are useless all of the time....

- Mrs Abe Lincoln

NettieSpaghetti Fri 24-Jun-11 15:40:01

How much to hire him out mrsdonkeys patio desperately needs weeding and my dh has gone to bed!

Love mrs Lincoln indeed

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