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[MrMan]

Initial disclaimers as to writers usual reasonableness. Claim of exceptional situation provoking previously unknown emotions. Vague reference to possibility of being unreasonable.

Description of writer in calm, reasonable mood being provoked with no cause into incandescent rage. Detailed explanation of how other party is thoroughly at fault. Passing reference to own feeling of guilt / contrition even though writer has acted very reasonably at every turn.

Express desire for other party to suffer consequences, preferably severe. Appeal for sympathy and agreement that writer is thoroughly reasonable. Emoticon.

[TheMagnificentBathykolpian]

Point being made?

[PersonalClown]

TL;DR.

[CheerMum]

fucking bitches, if they come near me or my dd again i will fucking pull their hearts out through their fucking throats.

and breathe.....thanks, feel better now

[boysrock]

Possibly the most reasonable post on mn tonight, was just thinking similar.

[Finallyspring]

Leave him

[Finallyspring]

If your toxic MIL doesn't like you BF at the wedding you weren't invited to then I would dump your passive aggressive DH. As a single parent you would then be entitlled to claiming a massive amount of benefits and goats, which hard working people have paid for. Alternatively you could put your DCs in a day orphanage and find work as a teacher as this is a job with short hours and long holidays, which you can anyway reduce by going on strike at any opportunity.
HTH

[Merlotmonster]

random drunken responses received... lots of arguements ensue, usually picking on the person who usually has a point, but dares show break out of norm of mumsnet 'rules' ...shock..upset..'SWEARWORDS' etc.... ..

[mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA]

Eh ?

[mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA]

It's too late and it's only Thursday.

Play nicely.

[VirgoGrr]

OP, you're just too smug/clever (delete as appropriate)