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men with big cocks should not

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bettyswaloks Wed 22-Jun-11 19:17:12

wear tight cycle shorts

I was in the sandwich shop this afternoon and 3 cyclists came in and one had a huge cock which was quite visible under his light blue cycle shorts which left nothing to the imagination

It put me off my sausage roll

JarethTheGoblinKing Wed 22-Jun-11 19:18:01

Haha

PamBeesly Wed 22-Jun-11 19:18:19

would have given me an appetite grin

upahill Wed 22-Jun-11 19:18:27

Blimey, most of the cyclist I know wear the tight shorts and then have baggies over them.
He must have been VERY confident in himself!

hiddenhome Wed 22-Jun-11 19:18:40

Perhaps it was just a sock stuffed down his underpants hmm

(do cyclists wear underpants?)

littlebrownmouse Wed 22-Jun-11 19:18:52

Or go on 'hole in the wall' odd, odd program.

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 22-Jun-11 19:18:57

Was it Terry Wogan?

Crosshair Wed 22-Jun-11 19:19:22

Thank god he didnt have your eye out.

FreudianSlipper Wed 22-Jun-11 19:19:27

i quite like a big cock but yes agree cycling shorts can look obscene at times

Butterbur Wed 22-Jun-11 19:19:32

Oh no. they should. Definitely. Should be complusory. Er... you haven't got any pictures, have you? <sidles up to Betty>

bigTillyMint Wed 22-Jun-11 19:20:05

grin at Terry Wogan - I still can't get that photo out of my head!

WowOoo Wed 22-Jun-11 19:21:46

I was in York for a weekend recently and saw a load of NAKED cyclists. Some were quite erm, large ish. Not jsut knob wise but bollock wise. My sis and I were bemused by it all.....No idea what it was in aid of, or if it was just for the hell of it. Lots were painted. How free and easy..

I wasn't staring, honest guv!

Think some of those with the tight tights are a bit flasher ish actually. 'Yes, I know you're looking'.

bettyswaloks Wed 22-Jun-11 19:22:20

It was like road kill
I couldnt help looking

It might of been big but I bet he didnt know how to use it

TakeMeDrunkImHome Wed 22-Jun-11 19:23:19

Really sorry blush. I keep telling him to wear baggies over the top but he just will not listen. Will have a word when he gets in wink

TheBolter Wed 22-Jun-11 19:23:35

Eww WowOoo just think how whiffy those saddles must have been at the end of that ride!

grin Pambeesly

KurriKurri Wed 22-Jun-11 19:24:00

I thought you were going to say 'stand too near a petrol pump'

TheBolter Wed 22-Jun-11 19:24:19

Road kill?!!

talkingnonsense Wed 22-Jun-11 19:24:49

Especially in red- look at this! www.eatnineghost.com/why-bicycle-shorts-are-always-black/

crispyseaweed Wed 22-Jun-11 19:25:31

But if you're part of a team and they are all in cycling shorts, he is hardly going to say, "hey guys, I cant wear those tight lycra short cos I hav a big...."
Can He?
Just like a woman with huge breasts... they sometimes wear tigh† fitting tops and you can see it all..............

RaahhfaNadalsMyToyboy Wed 22-Jun-11 19:27:41

'Men with big cocks should not ...

wear socks....'

Is the book Dr Seuss never wrote.

aliceliddell Wed 22-Jun-11 19:28:20

Does the shop only do sandwiches? Because I have got wheat intolerance so need another excuse reason to go there. What's the address, anyway?

tyler80 Wed 22-Jun-11 19:33:19

Cyclists don't normally wear underpants hiddenhome

I am on the fence here, if a woman was being teased on a male site for going braless and being a dd cup i'd be fuming.

On the other hand i would rather see a wanger like a roll of wet wallpaper behind the lycra fence, than a handfull of cockles.
Should the garments just be banned end of......?

But then again I remember being sat on a routemaster on the strand and seeing a male jogger, happy as Larry, running down the pavement with his cock and balls hanging out of the netting of his sateen vent shorts. So at least the lycra keeps it all in.

<<goes back to sit on fence and ponder giant cock and balls cycling shorts>>

Jonnyfan Wed 22-Jun-11 19:34:27

Eeeeewww! Them red shorts! (takes closer look)
Crosshair; "Thank god he didn't have your eye out" Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

bigTillyMint Wed 22-Jun-11 19:35:23

ROFL

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